Your first Hollywood crush
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Your first Hollywood crush
I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
10 year old me wanted to fuck the fur off Lola Bunny from Space Jam. If that countsDiverTexas wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:16 pm I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
Teri Garr. Then and now.
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I had that poster on my wall as a kid.
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
I am with animal, Mod Squad, Peggy Lipton. That was before Charlie's Angles and Dukes of Hazzard Shit went sideways with Farrah.
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
Olivia Burnette. She's 12 years older than me, but when 14-year-old me stumbled across reruns of The Torkelsons on the Disney Channel and saw 14-year-old Olivia Burnette, I fell head-over-heels in lust with her. Of course, she was 26 at that point.
I actually met her years later, I think in 2014 or 2015. I took my shot and airballed it; turns out she had just gotten married like a month earlier. But she was really nice about it, listened to me profess my eternal and undying love, smiled and said "Darn, if only you hadn't missed your window."
I actually met her years later, I think in 2014 or 2015. I took my shot and airballed it; turns out she had just gotten married like a month earlier. But she was really nice about it, listened to me profess my eternal and undying love, smiled and said "Darn, if only you hadn't missed your window."
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
Raquel would have been the first for me since Farrah came to the scene much later.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:16 pm I am thinking it was either Farrah Fawcett or Raquel Welch for me.
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Me too. Saw her at the NHL Allstar game in Atlanta many years ago. Very impressive but I do not like the person that she become.
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Jan Brady. I know. Sad.
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Jan Brady? I assume you were into Mrs Howell, too?
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
This needs more pictures.
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Re: Your first Hollywood crush
She certainly confuses celebrity with intellect
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