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YOU GEE ARE!!!
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I might bang Mrs. CHEEZY tonight. Minor fireworks at best.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 1:01 pm I might bang Mrs. CHEEZY tonight. Minor fireworks at best.
That's what she said.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:34 am YOU GEE ARE!!!
Not this year. Fireworks are totally banned this year. Extreme drought.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:21 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:34 am YOU GEE ARE!!!
Not this year. Fireworks are totally banned this year. Extreme drought.
Thank God.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:33 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:21 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:34 am YOU GEE ARE!!!
Not this year. Fireworks are totally banned this year. Extreme drought.
Thank God.
No kidding. Good move on the City/Counties part.
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Roman candles are the best.
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I brought home two orange kittens Yasuda, so we're not doing 4th Celebrations. Those who live around me started on Wednesday however :roll:
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Robert Earl Keene is doing like his 10th Kerrville July 4th concert. He was a student at A&M back in 1974 when he went to Willie Nelson's 4th Picnic 3 day event in Austin. His car burned up in the parking lot. He used it for his album cover "Picnic" years later.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:33 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:21 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:34 am YOU GEE ARE!!!
Not this year. Fireworks are totally banned this year. Extreme drought.
Thank God.
No kidding. Good move on the City/Counties part.
fort worth had a big fire works show and after a few minutes had to cancel it because of the grass fires. they said the FW Fire Department responded to over 200 grass fires that night around the town.
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:17 pm Maya Rudolph freaks out.

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Animal wrote: Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:18 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:33 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 2:21 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:34 am YOU GEE ARE!!!
Not this year. Fireworks are totally banned this year. Extreme drought.
Thank God.
No kidding. Good move on the City/Counties part.
fort worth had a big fire works show and after a few minutes had to cancel it because of the grass fires. they said th FW Fire Department responded to over 200 grass fires that night around the town.
Heard that this morning
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Pew Pew!
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A 43-year-old man lit a firework on top of his head, resulting in his near-sudden death in San Antonio, police say.

Officers in San Antonio were called to a residential area just after midnight on Tuesday, July 5, following the firework mishap, according to a police report.

First responders found the victim was suffering from severe head trauma, with brain matter exposed from his skull, police said.

The victim, identified by the Bexar County Medical Examiner’s Office as 43-year-old Pablo Ruiz, died shortly after officers arrived, according to the police report.

Ruiz’ friend, who witnessed the fatal incident, said Ruiz had been drinking when he chose to light the mortar-style firework from the top of his head. Investigators believe it somehow exploded from the bottom of the tube and pierced the top of his skull.
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