Would you bang Amy Schumer?

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Re: Would you bang Amy Schumer?

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Kind of a tricky question. When I was a kid, warm and wet were the only requirements.
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Hard pass on that Dad bod.
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DiverTexas wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 2:03 am Kind of a tricky question. When I was a kid, warm and wet were the only requirements.
Fair enough
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B-Tender wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:34 pm You know, I can put up with a girl with a big ass, but not a big gut.
Her gut's bigger than her ass in that pic.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:22 pm
B-Tender wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:34 pm You know, I can put up with a girl with a big ass, but not a big gut.
Her gut's bigger than her ass in that pic.
She's always had a flat ass. I'd still eat it
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No way in hell.
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Geist wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:25 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 3:22 pm
B-Tender wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:34 pm You know, I can put up with a girl with a big ass, but not a big gut.
Her gut's bigger than her ass in that pic.
She's always had a flat ass. I'd still eat it
I guess we can all agree that we have differing opinions in those regards.
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Id give her a ride or two on the bionic pole. I bet shes a freak.
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Cute butt, cute tits, pretty sure I would enjoy spending time with her.
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First spend time with your optomitrist.
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And your AA sponsor.
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MIND YOUR BUSINESS BITCHES!!!!!!!!111
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BigChiefin wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 2:34 pm
Animal wrote: Fri Jul 08, 2022 9:25 pm Image
Hard pass on that Dad bod.
She's pregnant in that picture.

She's not the hottest chick around, but what the hell, I'd bang her. I wouldn't do too much bragging. Neither would she.
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Yeah, I've done far worse
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Hydroseismic wrote: Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:19 pm Yeah, I've done far worse
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