Would you bang Amy Schumer?

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Would you bang Amy Schumer?

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This idea was stolen from another thread. But I'm curious to hear people's thoughts.

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No. OK, so maybe I'd fuck her with Howie's dick. But that's the only way...
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Yeah, but I'm far from picky.
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No. She is a nasty pig. And that pic is shopped big time.
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BigChiefin wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:28 pm She is a nasty pig.
You say that as if it's a bad thing. 8-)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:46 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:28 pm She is a nasty pig.
You say that as if it's a bad thing. 8-)
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Sure. I'd happily anger fuck her.
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I’m a slut. But I’d pass.
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Assuming the fall-out wouldn't be a long or short-term relationship, sure...
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I have low standards.
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Ten years ago, maybe, but not now.
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My standards may be pretty low, but not that low.
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If I was drunk enough to fuck her id be too drunk to fuck.
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Have at it boys.

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have you seen her lately? that's a no from me
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Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:11 pm Yeah, but I'm far from picky.
This. I've done worse.
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Yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone.
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there's far worse out there, but also far better.

meh, i spose i would.
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Blast wrote: ↑Fri Jul 08, 2022 3:16 am Yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone.
I would bang her on stage at the super bowl half time show.
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you guys need to go to southeast asia. you've forgotten what a woman is supposed to look like.
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bad skin,flat ass and sagging boobs,whats not to like?
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You know, I can put up with a girl with a big ass, but not a big gut.
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