Would it be Possible......?
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Would it be Possible......?
So, if money, ethics, laws, etc were not an issue, and in a purely hypothetical sense, would it be possible to give a man a medical procedure so that he had an app on his phone that he could select whether his semen was fertile or not?
I heard a news segment the other day about how many men are lining up to get vasectomies now. And they said the procedure is simple, its basically shutting off the flow of sperm to the semen. Which seems sort of like a valve to me that "could" have an on/off switch. And they went on to say that it was reversible, again, sounding more and more like a switch.
So, all things considered, would this be hypothetically possible?
I heard a news segment the other day about how many men are lining up to get vasectomies now. And they said the procedure is simple, its basically shutting off the flow of sperm to the semen. Which seems sort of like a valve to me that "could" have an on/off switch. And they went on to say that it was reversible, again, sounding more and more like a switch.
So, all things considered, would this be hypothetically possible?
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Yes, but I won't give you odds.
And last I checked reversing a vasectomy was magnitudes more difficult than getting one.
And last I checked reversing a vasectomy was magnitudes more difficult than getting one.
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I heard the same thing. They are reversible, but the reversing procedure doesn't always work. Which just seems to lend more support for my "valve" method. Basically, we take the same technology that allows you to turn your sprinkler's on from your phone and apply it to your sperm pipe.
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I'm the recipient of a vasectomy. The procedure is usually done with the explicit question of whether or not you intend to reverse the procedure at a later date. If you don't intend a reversal, then the doctor cuts out a longer length of both your vas deferens ducts and cauterizes the ends. Long enough segment that the two ends can't be re-attached under easier circumstances. Any "switch" or valve would involve a surgical implant, which can always have its own side effects. And you still have the problem of clearing out the system of active sperm after shutting off the spigot. Sperm cells can live over two months while still inside the male body.
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So, if we had a mini solenoid valve in place that could be remotely activated from your phone, then we would also need some type of flushing mechanism for the distance of pipe from the valve to end of the penis? I don't think the consumer would want to wait 2 months, if that's even right.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:25 pm I'm the recipient of a vasectomy. The procedure is usually done with the explicit question of whether or not you intend to reverse the procedure at a later date. If you don't intend a reversal, then the doctor cuts out a longer length of both your vas deferens ducts and cauterizes the ends. Long enough segment that the two ends can't be re-attached under easier circumstances. Any "switch" or valve would involve a surgical implant, which can always have its own side effects. And you still have the problem of clearing out the system of active sperm after shutting off the spigot. Sperm cells can live over two months while still inside the male body.
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Now that's exactly the kind of input this needs. Thanks.
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With an adjustable cycle rate you’d have a built in vibrator.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:35 pmSo, if we had a mini solenoid valve in place that could be remotely activated from your phone, then we would also need some type of flushing mechanism for the distance of pipe from the valve to end of the penis? I don't think the consumer would want to wait 2 months, if that's even right.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:25 pm I'm the recipient of a vasectomy. The procedure is usually done with the explicit question of whether or not you intend to reverse the procedure at a later date. If you don't intend a reversal, then the doctor cuts out a longer length of both your vas deferens ducts and cauterizes the ends. Long enough segment that the two ends can't be re-attached under easier circumstances. Any "switch" or valve would involve a surgical implant, which can always have its own side effects. And you still have the problem of clearing out the system of active sperm after shutting off the spigot. Sperm cells can live over two months while still inside the male body.
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This is just the basic model for now. Sperm control only. But the list of options on upgrades is probably pretty big.
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You do realize tha having to shove the battery pack up your ass is going to affect sales?
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we could have the Pride model run on 4 D batteries.
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I figured you were past the age of wanting kids?
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Fertile sperm is the last of your worries.HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:07 pm Hmmmmmm, this could definitely be a benefit for me with my "visits" with my one hour freinds. Interesting!
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Pretty sure most of you gremlins have built in birth control. If you have any doubts just take a look in the mirror. If that doesn’t help, your keen sense of humor is probably a great back up.
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Who the fuck would want to reverse it?Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 1:59 pm So, if money, ethics, laws, etc were not an issue, and in a purely hypothetical sense, would it be possible to give a man a medical procedure so that he had an app on his phone that he could select whether his semen was fertile or not?
I heard a news segment the other day about how many men are lining up to get vasectomies now. And they said the procedure is simple, its basically shutting off the flow of sperm to the semen. Which seems sort of like a valve to me that "could" have an on/off switch. And they went on to say that it was reversible, again, sounding more and more like a switch.
So, all things considered, would this be hypothetically possible?
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As you should be. A vasectomy is a golden ticket. Guaranteed avoidance of the worst misery that can befall a man.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 5:46 pmWhen I had my vasectomy the Dr. told me there is no reversing it. I was fine with that.Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 5:40 pmWho the fuck would want to reverse it?Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 1:59 pm So, if money, ethics, laws, etc were not an issue, and in a purely hypothetical sense, would it be possible to give a man a medical procedure so that he had an app on his phone that he could select whether his semen was fertile or not?
I heard a news segment the other day about how many men are lining up to get vasectomies now. And they said the procedure is simple, its basically shutting off the flow of sperm to the semen. Which seems sort of like a valve to me that "could" have an on/off switch. And they went on to say that it was reversible, again, sounding more and more like a switch.
So, all things considered, would this be hypothetically possible?
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I for one think you and hawk will make great daddies. To hell with what society says!!
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The 4 D batteries convinced me I wouldn't get the procedure.
Plus, I don't frequent whore houses and have the need.
Plus, I don't frequent whore houses and have the need.
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My only child turned 30 a couple of weeks ago. And he is a wonderful man.disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:34 pm I for one think you and hawk will make great daddies. To hell with what society says!!
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it probably could be possible. and men could charge women a monthly subscription fee if they want the goods.
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C batteries might be more comfortable......oh...wait.....DiverTexas wrote: ↑Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:16 pm The 4 D batteries convinced me I wouldn't get the procedure.
Plus, I don't frequent whore houses and have the need.
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