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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
Jackie Kennedy had a nice bush.
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:lol:
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
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I hope she rests in peace.

Interesting no one mentioned her ex husband attempting to fund raise off her death.
Is that part of the art of the deal.
If so that would be one fucked up bible.
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Antknot wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:18 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
Jackie Kennedy had a nice bush.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
They're probably right next to the ones of Hussein Obama's mother.

Besides, so what? Melania was a model. It doesn't mean a lack of class.
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Who wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:10 pm I hope she rests in peace.

Interesting no one mentioned her ex husband attempting to fund raise off her death.
Is that part of the art of the deal.
If so that would be one fucked up bible.
They didn't mention it because it's not true. It was a meme constructed by a cretin like you, to fool easily-led cretins like you.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:19 pm
Antknot wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:18 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.

Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
Jackie Kennedy had a nice bush.

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She was around 43 in those pics. A pretty nice set of hind tits, she still had it going on!
According to biographer Steven M Gillon, her second husband Aristotle Onassis "arranged for photographers to take photos of [Jackie] sunbathing nude on Skorpios — photos that made their way into Larry Flynt's pornographic magazine Hustler."

In his book America's Reluctant Prince: The Life of John F. Kennedy Jr., Gillon explains the photos weren't the only thing Aristotle allegedly leaked to the press.

His marriage with Jackie was supposedly more of a business deal than anything else, with a pre-nup that specified the couple would sleep separately and Jackie wouldn't have to have his children.

n return for marrying him, Jackie would be provided thousands of dollars in monthly allowances.

This included a base $10,000 allowance, plus another $10,000 for clothing, and half as much to spend on her two children, John and Caroline.

But – according to Gillon – Jackie would regularly exceed her allowances and demand more money, which Aristotle would respond to by leaking stories about her spending habits.
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Sounds like a wholesome relationship.
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Blunt force trauma to the torso for the cause of death. Not saying she got dropkicked down the stairs buttt...
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:55 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
They're probably right next to the ones of Hussein Obama's mother.

Besides, so what? Melania was a model. It doesn't mean a lack of class.
Nah, all of his wives lack(ed) class, because they married him. :P
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Re: Ivana Trump

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
so, in your view, nudes are a measure of classiness?
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:57 pm
Who wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:10 pm I hope she rests in peace.

Interesting no one mentioned her ex husband attempting to fund raise off her death.
Is that part of the art of the deal.
If so that would be one fucked up bible.
They didn't mention it because it's not true. It was a meme constructed by a cretin like you, to fool easily-led cretins like you.
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Re: Ivana Trump

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FSchmertz wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:51 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:55 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:12 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:33 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:08 pm I'll go on record as saying Ivana was certainly the most classy of Trump's three wives.
She wasn't. Melania is.
Interesting, as I don't seem able to find any nudes of of a pre-surgery Ivana online anywhere.
They're probably right next to the ones of Hussein Obama's mother.

Besides, so what? Melania was a model. It doesn't mean a lack of class.
Nah, all of his wives lack(ed) class, because they married him. :P
Quite the opposite, though. He married them because they had class, charm, intelligence, and looks; basically the opposite of the shaved wookiee Hussein is married to.
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