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Deathproof is today your real birthday or the day that they printed you from the Forbes catalogue? Either way, I wish you a wonderful birthday. Sorta. whatevr.

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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:10 pm Deathproof is today your real birthday or the day that they printed you from the Forbes catalogue? Either way, I wish you a wonderful birthday. Sorta. whatevr.

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Thank you. And yes, today is legitimately my birthday. I am 34 now.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:38 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:10 pm Deathproof is today your real birthday or the day that they printed you from the Forbes catalogue? Either way, I wish you a wonderful birthday. Sorta. whatevr.

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Thank you. And yes, today is legitimately my birthday. I am 34 now.
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Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
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saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:01 am Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
I'm more surprised than you are.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:40 am
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:01 am Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
I'm more surprised than you are.
Why do you say that?
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saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:04 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:40 am
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:01 am Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
I'm more surprised than you are.
Why do you say that?
Let's just say the lifestyle I live sometimes doesn't inspire confidence in longetivity.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:54 pm
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:04 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:40 am
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:01 am Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
I'm more surprised than you are.
Why do you say that?
Let's just say the lifestyle I live sometimes doesn't inspire confidence in longetivity.
Hey, just remember Keith Richards is immortal, maybe you can be too.
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FSchmertz wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:53 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:54 pm
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:04 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:40 am
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:01 am Yay you!

Congrats on another tour around the sun.
I'm more surprised than you are.
Why do you say that?
Let's just say the lifestyle I live sometimes doesn't inspire confidence in longetivity.
Hey, just remember Keith Richards is immortal, maybe you can be too.
Keith Richards has basically embalmed himself. I couldn't use as many (as much?) drugs as he has if I tried.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:16 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:10 am
FSchmertz wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:53 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:54 pm
saltydog wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:04 am
Deathproof wrote: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:40 am

I'm more surprised than you are.
Why do you say that?
Let's just say the lifestyle I live sometimes doesn't inspire confidence in longetivity.
Hey, just remember Keith Richards is immortal, maybe you can be too.
Keith Richards has basically embalmed himself. I couldn't use as many (as much?) drugs as he has if I tried.
Many means different kinds of drugs.....much implies just a large volume. Your welcome.
No, I wasnt questioning the grammatical issues involved. My uncertainty was based on whether Keith Richards' drug abuse revolves around a large variety of drugs or whether it's based on copies, unreasonable amounts of a select few drugs.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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