Ever regret your comments
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Ever regret your comments
I'm currently doing that.
Had lunch with a couple of childhood friends the other day.
One of them happened to be my girlfriend from 10 years old to 17 years old.
The wife seemed cool about it until a few minutes ago.
She commented on our previous relationship and asked if sex with her was still something I thought about. Or if she was comparable to her.
Apparently " there are 2 types of pussy" good and better.
The ex fell into the better category.
Probably not my most shining moment.
Had lunch with a couple of childhood friends the other day.
One of them happened to be my girlfriend from 10 years old to 17 years old.
The wife seemed cool about it until a few minutes ago.
She commented on our previous relationship and asked if sex with her was still something I thought about. Or if she was comparable to her.
Apparently " there are 2 types of pussy" good and better.
The ex fell into the better category.
Probably not my most shining moment.
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Re: Ever regret your comments
One of my favorite things to say to Mrs. Cheezy in moments like that is this: "Dont ask questions you dont want to know the answer to."
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Re: Ever regret your comments
Apparently I'm an asshole for always speaking bluntly
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Re: Ever regret your comments
Until you’ve had sex with a chick that can control her vaginal muscles to massage your cock while having sex , you haven’t had great pussy
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Re: Ever regret your comments
I had to read that reply again.
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Re: Ever regret your comments
You might as well tell her it's not the dress that makes her look fat it's the fact that she is fat.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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The wife came in the living room and asked what was on the TV. I said dust. Then it started....
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Re: Ever regret your comments
DT, selective hearing loss, learn it!
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i have comments that i regret but i only remember them when i'm trying to sleep at night.
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Re: Ever regret your comments
As if the only requirement to a good marriage/relationship is "The best pussy" . I say as long as you are happy with your wife, good for you. You are a lucky dude.DiverTexas wrote: ↑Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:04 am I'm currently doing that.
Had lunch with a couple of childhood friends the other day.
One of them happened to be my girlfriend from 10 years old to 17 years old.
The wife seemed cool about it until a few minutes ago.
She commented on our previous relationship and asked if sex with her was still something I thought about. Or if she was comparable to her.
Apparently " there are 2 types of pussy" good and better.
The ex fell into the better category.
Probably not my most shining moment.
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I tell ‘em it’s the second-best head I’ve ever gotten. Works half the time, every time.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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That's a question best not answered lol.
Last summer I said the dumbest shit ever. A bunch of us were at a music fest that has a big swimmable pond and rope swing and dock, it's pretty cool.
I know one of the bands and walked over with my friend to say hi and meet the others that were with them. The chicks with them were "cool girls" - like funky hair, septum piercing and thigh tats.
CG: The water looks nice!
Me: Yeah, I peed in it!
My friend pulled me close and said "Omg why did you say that?"
For months in my head I heard I peed in it, I peed in it
Last summer I said the dumbest shit ever. A bunch of us were at a music fest that has a big swimmable pond and rope swing and dock, it's pretty cool.
I know one of the bands and walked over with my friend to say hi and meet the others that were with them. The chicks with them were "cool girls" - like funky hair, septum piercing and thigh tats.
CG: The water looks nice!
Me: Yeah, I peed in it!
My friend pulled me close and said "Omg why did you say that?"
For months in my head I heard I peed in it, I peed in it
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Re: Ever regret your comments
And every woman knows "how to work her pussy muscles" lmfao. That's called a Kegel.
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Re: Ever regret your comments
Not really regret, but anything that leads to a fight always sucks for sure. Especially when you don't mean something the way they are taking it.
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Shaq: Chuck, why haven't you bought you wife a nice watch as a gift?
Barkley: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Barkley: Because there is a clock on the stove.
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that is if they are "into it". which explains the rarity when it comes to Who and RD.disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jul 20, 2022 11:17 am And every woman knows "how to work her pussy muscles" lmfao. That's called a Kegel.
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