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I'm currently doing that.

Had lunch with a couple of childhood friends the other day.
One of them happened to be my girlfriend from 10 years old to 17 years old.
The wife seemed cool about it until a few minutes ago.

She commented on our previous relationship and asked if sex with her was still something I thought about. Or if she was comparable to her.

Apparently " there are 2 types of pussy" good and better.
The ex fell into the better category.

Probably not my most shining moment.
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Uh oh
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One of my favorite things to say to Mrs. Cheezy in moments like that is this: "Dont ask questions you dont want to know the answer to."
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Apparently I'm an asshole for always speaking bluntly
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Until you’ve had sex with a chick that can control her vaginal muscles to massage your cock while having sex , you haven’t had great pussy
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I had to read that reply again.


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Animal wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:37 am Image
Animal has a new schtick :lol: :lol:
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You might as well tell her it's not the dress that makes her look fat it's the fact that she is fat.
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rule34 wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:59 am You might as well tell her it's not the dress that makes her look fat it's the fact that she is fat.
I think Diver told me one time that he just usually tells his wife that he could make a lot of soap with her.
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Who wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:34 am Until you’ve had sex with a chick that can control her vaginal muscles to massage your cock while having sex , you haven’t had great pussy
That is a true statement.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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The wife came in the living room and asked what was on the TV. I said dust. Then it started....
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DT, selective hearing loss, learn it!
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Antknot wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 2:18 am DT, selective hearing loss, learn it!
I hear you.
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i have comments that i regret but i only remember them when i'm trying to sleep at night.
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DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:04 am I'm currently doing that.

Had lunch with a couple of childhood friends the other day.
One of them happened to be my girlfriend from 10 years old to 17 years old.
The wife seemed cool about it until a few minutes ago.

She commented on our previous relationship and asked if sex with her was still something I thought about. Or if she was comparable to her.

Apparently " there are 2 types of pussy" good and better.
The ex fell into the better category.

Probably not my most shining moment.
As if the only requirement to a good marriage/relationship is "The best pussy" . I say as long as you are happy with your wife, good for you. You are a lucky dude.
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I tell ‘em it’s the second-best head I’ve ever gotten. Works half the time, every time.
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That's a question best not answered lol.

Last summer I said the dumbest shit ever. A bunch of us were at a music fest that has a big swimmable pond and rope swing and dock, it's pretty cool.

I know one of the bands and walked over with my friend to say hi and meet the others that were with them. The chicks with them were "cool girls" - like funky hair, septum piercing and thigh tats.

CG: The water looks nice!
Me: Yeah, I peed in it! 😐

My friend pulled me close and said "Omg why did you say that?" :lol:

For months in my head I heard I peed in it, I peed in it
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And every woman knows "how to work her pussy muscles" lmfao. That's called a Kegel.
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Not really regret, but anything that leads to a fight always sucks for sure. Especially when you don't mean something the way they are taking it.
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Shaq: Chuck, why haven't you bought you wife a nice watch as a gift?
Barkley: Because there is a clock on the stove.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 11:17 am And every woman knows "how to work her pussy muscles" lmfao. That's called a Kegel.
that is if they are "into it". which explains the rarity when it comes to Who and RD.
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squirt wrote: Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:06 amUh oh
Hello gorgeous! How are you doing?
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