Mars Rover discovery on surface of Mars

[Animal]

So, what does it look like? an octopus? a bundle of string? Well, NASA has confirmed that they think it is a bundle of string.

[Antknot]

As if littering the Earth wasn't enough. Now we've started on Mars.

[Animal]

one theory right now is that when the earth was rotating, and one side was upside down, that a piece of string may have fallen off of the earth and then randomly been blown over to Mars. The odds are pretty small, but not zero.

[stonedmegman]

one theory right now is that when the earth was rotating, and one side was upside down, that a piece of string may have fallen off of the earth and then randomly been blown over to Mars. The odds are pretty small, but not zero.

String theory?

[Animal]

one theory right now is that when the earth was rotating, and one side was upside down, that a piece of string may have fallen off of the earth and then randomly been blown over to Mars. The odds are pretty small, but not zero.

String theory?

yep. Its the first known actual application of what has always been a scientifical figment.

[CentralTexasCrude]

As if littering the Earth wasn't enough. Now we've started on Mars.

Exactly. Like the trash we left on the Moon in 10 short years, what you are seeing is some man-made junk involved in Mar's exploration by several Countries using the NASA system used 60 years ago. Shed a system that got you there but is dead weight at the end. Works good when it will end in gravity decay and burnup. Not good for sitting on Mars or the Moon untouched ready for someone to see 100 millions of years from now.

[Animal]

60 years ago? get the fuck outta here.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Most guys early education about string theory is when they try to figure out why one is hanging out of their girlfriends love nest after ovulation.

[Geist]

Most guys early education about string theory is when they try to figure out why one is hanging out of their girlfriends love nest after ovulation.

What exactly do you think ovulation is, and don't you fucking dare google it first

[disco.moon]

Most guys early education about string theory is when they try to figure out why one is hanging out of their girlfriends love nest after ovulation.

Please, share with the class your wisdom of womanhood, because.... you seem to be so good at it. Maybe you should ask Who about pUssY mUscKles.

[Animal]

the girl that taught Who about pussy muscles ended up leaving him for a girl she met. Her and the girl would go commando in mini skirts and scissor each other with mutual clitoral stimulation until tantric bliss occurred.

[JackCoughsALot]

probably from russian mars missions that happened years ago

[saltydog]

Are we sure this isn't footage of CTCs colonoscopy?

[stonedmegman]

I had to check and make sure it wasn't Sunday.

[necronomous]

the girl that taught Who about pussy muscles ended up leaving him for a girl she met. Her and the girl would go commando in mini skirts and scissor each other with mutual clitoral stimulation until tantric bliss occurred.

And that girl was Mary Magdalene

[CentralTexasCrude]

What I heard was a very young StonedMegman, when he discovered the string, attached a fishhook with a worm. It didn't work out. His girlfriend refused to crouch over a stream with her bottoms off.

[stonedmegman]

Meanwhile back at the outhouse thing keep piling up.

[disco.moon]

the girl that taught Who about pussy muscles ended up leaving him for a girl she met. Her and the girl would go commando in mini skirts and scissor each other with mutual clitoral stimulation until tantric bliss occurred.

And that girl was Mary Magdalene

[FSchmertz]

As if littering the Earth wasn't enough. Now we've started on Mars.

Exactly. Like the trash we left on the Moon in 10 short years, what you are seeing is some man-made junk involved in Mar's exploration by several Countries using the NASA system used 60 years ago. Shed a system that got you there but is dead weight at the end. Works good when it will end in gravity decay and burnup. Not good for sitting on Mars or the Moon untouched ready for someone to see 100 millions of years from now.

Don't worry, any alien archaeologists will think all that stuff is some sort of religious artifact

[Reservoir Dog]