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Hurts like a bitch!!!
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At least the people who know you are gonna assume it was from rough sex and not something lame from work!
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Not to steal your thunder...just to show another case....but I could not find the pictures of my massive hematoma from when I fell fifteen feet from a scaffold onto the small of my back. The hematoma and the resultant brusing was impressive to say the least. It went from the middle of my back to the back of my knees....black, blue, green, yellow and every fucking color in between. I had that brusing for months...literally and the doctor said it was because of the blood thinners I am on. The pictures would have needed a bit of editing to make them palletable to everyone...not going to lie. I know those pictures are saved somewhere.
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Dude, steal away! Injuries are always cool to talk about! Post 'em!HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:38 pm Not to steal your thunder...just to show another case....but I could not find the pictures of my massive hematoma from when I fell fifteen feet from a scaffold onto the small of my back. The hematoma and the resultant brusing was impressive to say the least. It went from the middle of my back to the back of my knees....black, blue, green, yellow and every fucking color in between. I had that brusing for months...literally and the doctor said it was because of the blood thinners I am on. The pictures would have needed a bit of editing to make them palletable to everyone...not going to lie. I know those pictures are saved somewhere.
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Day 2. No, 3.
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The colors are amazing, hopefully it's hurting a bit less today. Also the leg workouts are definitely shinning through in spite of that bruise.
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squirt wrote: ↑Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:54 amDude, steal away! Injuries are always cool to talk about! Post 'em!HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 11:38 pm Not to steal your thunder...just to show another case....but I could not find the pictures of my massive hematoma from when I fell fifteen feet from a scaffold onto the small of my back. The hematoma and the resultant brusing was impressive to say the least. It went from the middle of my back to the back of my knees....black, blue, green, yellow and every fucking color in between. I had that brusing for months...literally and the doctor said it was because of the blood thinners I am on. The pictures would have needed a bit of editing to make them palletable to everyone...not going to lie. I know those pictures are saved somewhere.
I would have to find them. I took a quick look around and couldn't locate them.
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He just wants them wrapped around his neck.
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make sure you file 'accident report' at work about this with witness names. . you never know if workmans' comp claim will be necessary later,protect yourself.
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This is obviously good advice. Protect yourself.
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." Mae West
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I'm not exaggerating when I say this thing changes by the hour. Damn.
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Im not surprised by the movement and color change of the bruising. I has the same thing. Everyday I had my wife take a picture of the brusing because it was so damned unnevering how it was spreading. As I mentioned..it ended up halfway up my back and down to the backs of my knees....and lots of colors! I have lots of research work to do today or I would try to find those pictures of the bruising. Maybe later.
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Trust me, no one wants to see them. At all.HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:05 pm Im not surprised by the movement and color change of the bruising. I has the same thing. Everyday I had my wife take a picture of the brusing because it was so damned unnevering how it was spreading. As I mentioned..it ended up halfway up my back and down to the backs of my knees....and lots of colors! I have lots of research work to do today or I would try to find those pictures of the bruising. Maybe later.
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Thats a shame...'cause now just because you replied like that...I will find the time to find them fuckers and post'em!JCW wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:11 pmTrust me, no one wants to see them. At all.HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:05 pm Im not surprised by the movement and color change of the bruising. I has the same thing. Everyday I had my wife take a picture of the brusing because it was so damned unnevering how it was spreading. As I mentioned..it ended up halfway up my back and down to the backs of my knees....and lots of colors! I have lots of research work to do today or I would try to find those pictures of the bruising. Maybe later.
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I think my leg is gonna fall off. It actually hurts a lot today.
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Damn it is spreading.
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It's starting to creep around to the front. Almost my whole hamstring is covered by now.
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Like a cancer.