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Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:36 am
by squirt

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:38 am
by DiverTexas
Damn, what did you do?

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 am
by squirt
DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:38 am Damn, what did you do?
I work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:47 am
by CHEEZY17
Did you try rubbing dirt on it?

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:49 am
by squirt
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:47 am Did you try rubbing dirt on it?
:lol: Fuckin' hurts like hell. There's just this huge, hard mass. It feels like a steel plate under my skin.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:51 am
by Biker
Why are you walking between a wheelchair and a walker? And did the patient laugh?

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:56 am
by squirt
Biker wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:51 am Why are you walking between a wheelchair and a walker? And did the patient laugh?
I was in back of the wheelchair (the radiologist was taking her to CT - which I visited later lol) and the walker was against the wall. Too narrow of a pass. She felt bad. I'm like, Hey, it's my dumb ass fault. Honestly, I got right back up and thought, "That'll hurt later." Later was 15 minutes and massive swelling. At least I was already at the hospital!

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:05 am
by Biker
Thats sucks. Will probably impact your workout sessions too

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:05 am
by stonedmegman
I have some infused salve I could rub on there for ya. :smokingweed:

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:07 am
by Antknot
Would that be a medical misadventure?i:)

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:08 am
by DiverTexas
I believe you are right, I am guessing it will take months to get back to the normal color of that leg.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:15 am
by Blast
Yeah, that looks painful.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:45 am
by Charliesheen
I slipped on a wet deck once. My entire 200 lb fat ass landed on my right cheek. Black and blue for 2 weeks. Hurt like hell and I took my time getting up, fearing structural damage.

Aspirin will help break that shit up.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:04 am
by JCW
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 am
DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:38 am Damn, what did you do?
I work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
Ugh I did that on my shin, my whole leg from knee to ankle was black and painful as fuck for MONTHS. I still have weird nerve endings there, where I touch isnt where it feels like I touched and that was like 15 years ago. On the back side would be worse because you have to sit on it! Hope it doesnt hurt too much...

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:15 am
by squirt
JCW wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:04 am
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 am
DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:38 am Damn, what did you do?
I work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
Ugh I did that on my shin, my whole leg from knee to ankle was black and painful as fuck for MONTHS. I still have weird nerve endings there, where I touch isnt where it feels like I touched and that was like 15 years ago. On the back side would be worse because you have to sit on it! Hope it doesnt hurt too much...
I can't tell you how many times I plopped down in a chair today and had excruciating pain shoot through me. omg. Driving home after work was NOT fun.

Edited to add: I hope I don't have any lingering issues. Though probably my hip joint ain't very happy even though there's no fracture.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:27 am
by squirt
Charliesheen wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:45 am I slipped on a wet deck once. My entire 200 lb fat ass landed on my right cheek. Black and blue for 2 weeks. Hurt like hell and I took my time getting up, fearing structural damage.

Aspirin will help break that shit up.
Ouch! No aspirin, no ibuprofen. These can prolong bleeding and slow clotting. If my body doesn't absorb the blood, I'll probably have to have it surgically evacuated.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:33 am
by squirt
stonedmegman wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:05 am I have some infused salve I could rub on there for ya. :smokingweed:
Absolutely!
Antknot wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:07 am Would that be a medical misadventure?i:)
I sent the pic to my ex. He asked me if he should get me a Life Alert. Bastard. :lol:
DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:08 am I believe you are right, I am guessing it will take months to get back to the normal color of that leg.
I'm going to have a deformed leg for the rest of the summer. :roll:
Blast wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:15 am Yeah, that looks painful.
I'm afraid to go to sleep. Can't imagine how uncircumcized it will be.
Biker wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:05 am Thats sucks. Will probably impact your workout sessions too
I know. :evil:

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:56 am
by disco.moon
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 am
DiverTexas wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:38 am Damn, what did you do?
I work PRN (as needed) at my old job at the hospital, and I was working a day shift today. This morning in a patient's room, I tripped between the patient's wheelchair and walker. My left foot got caught and I couldn't free it, and I came down hard on my right hip. This thing is a massive hematoma. Thankfully no fractures. Nurse practitioner said it'd probably takes months for my body to absorb the blood. This happened at about 9am. So, in 12 hours. She said I'd probably be black and blue all down my leg.
Wow you already started that prn gig?! They wanted you fast!! That looks amazingly colorful! Like a galaxy!

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:02 pm
by rule34
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:36 am
Purple Moon

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:24 pm
by Who
Hell getting old, get well soon

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:07 pm
by squirt
Ouch. Good morning. My back hurts worse than my leg.


Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:08 pm
by squirt
Challenge accepted, Biker!!!


Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:09 pm
by Whackov
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:36 am
Someone has to say it. Nice ass and I would gladly kiss it and everything else located in that region of your body to make it feel better.

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:18 pm
by squirt
Whackov wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:09 pm
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:36 am .
Someone has to say it. Nice ass and I would gladly kiss it and everything else located in that region of your body to make it feel better.
It would certainly take my mind off of the pain!

Re: Hurts like a bitch!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:21 pm
by Homebrew
squirt wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:07 pm Ouch. Good morning. My back hurts worse than my leg.

That is a big fucking hematoma! Ouch!!