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If you could have one advanced technology or super power or ability from fiction, what would it be?

Phasers? Light Saber? Teleporters? Leap tall buildings in a single bound?
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Healing factor or heat vision.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Immortality
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Ability to fly, fuck traffic.
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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:59 pm Ability to fly, fuck traffic.
Magneto's powers, same reason - to turn terrestrial junk into space junk.
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I’ll take a lightsaber. And I fully intend to cut every fucking thing with it. Cake? Yep. Meat? You bet. Ball hair? Okay, we’ll maybe not everything.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Does being Bruce Wayne rich count?
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Flying and strength for sure
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Invisibility.
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I want nanites.
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Watching a lot of these degenerates around here over the years I'm surprised no one has mentioned Super Hero porno powers.
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Why would I need to double up on my abilities?
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Blast wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:15 am Why would I need to double up on my abilities?
Ditto!!!
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Honestly though...immortality certainly has its merits, but consider this....you will live through the death of every single person you love or like!?!?!? Now, invisibility sounds awesome .... would definitely consider that.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:00 pm Immortality
Do you really want to relive this over and over?
YOU ANNOY ME, THEREFORE I EXIST
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
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eternal consciousness.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Asian guys buttfucking him during his massages.
YOU ANNOY ME, THEREFORE I EXIST
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stonedmegman wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:51 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:00 pm Immortality
Do you really want to relive this over and over?
I wouldn't mind seeing it all the way to the end.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 10:53 pm Invisibility.
Bingo
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Inanities are very tiny robots. Often in SF they are medical nanites. Constantly repairing any damage Some times they are used to alter your appearance. Other uses are as builders or destroyers.
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Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:16 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Inanities are very tiny robots. Often in SF they are medical nanites. Constantly repairing any damage Some times they are used to alter your appearance. Other uses are as builders or destroyers.
If any of you like books without pictures, Michael Crichton’s Prey is a great story about nanobots.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:25 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:16 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:56 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 12:08 amI want nanites.
?
Inanities are very tiny robots. Often in SF they are medical nanites. Constantly repairing any damage Some times they are used to alter your appearance. Other uses are as builders or destroyers.
If any of you like books without pictures, Michael Crichton’s Prey is a great story about nanobots.
John Ringo's "Von Neuman's War"
is another.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:15 am
stonedmegman wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:51 am
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:00 pm Immortality
Do you really want to relive this over and over?
I wouldn't mind seeing it all the way to the end.
At the rate humanity is going, we might all see the end.

Cept DT. Cuz hes ancient already.
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