Not traditionally hot famous people you want to bang

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Re: Not traditionally hot famous people you want to bang

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Whackov wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:23 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 6:16 pm Melissa Clark, NYT food writer, is my current crush. Quasi-famous I suppose

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Never seen her or heard of her but she appears to be bangable.
Likely she can cook too! ;)
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Re: Not traditionally hot famous people you want to bang

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Whackov wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
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squirt wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:30 pm Naveen Andrews. I fell in love with him in The English Patient. And he likes older women. :heartsmiley:

Ooh I do love the brown boys! 😍 maybe after a haircut...
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I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day. So Kristen Schaal! Funny, funny chick!

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Re: Not traditionally hot famous people you want to bang

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FSchmertz wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:36 pm
Whackov wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
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Cyberhonky wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:37 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 7:36 pm
Whackov wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 1:08 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 2:27 am Image
Agree with this wholeheartedly
Um, am I supposed to know her name? :?:
Natalia Dyer (Stranger Things)
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I would do either or both...


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i've always thought it would be fun to butt fuck Tina Fey while Amy Pohler gargled my balls with a mouthful of pop rocks.
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Animal wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:28 pm i've always thought it would be fun to butt fuck Tina Fey while Amy Pohler gargled my balls with a mouthful of pop rocks.
You are a true gentleman.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
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Attractive bank account. This tracks for you
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JCW wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
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Allison Scagliotti

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Antknot wrote: Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:54 am Allison Scagliotti

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Yeah. As long as she doesn't whip out any crazy toys from Warehouse 13
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JCW wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
Then I'll also put Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, and Rachel Dratch on that list. For extra points, Kristen Wiig, too!
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JCW wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 10:44 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:09 pm I've been given shit about this in the past, but I don't care: I love a good humor over false looks any day.
Who gave you shit?? Guys like this are the only reason I get laid. Gotta work with what we are given, right?
That's what CTC says.
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JCW wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:03 pm
squirt wrote: Wed Aug 03, 2022 5:30 pm Naveen Andrews. I fell in love with him in The English Patient. And he likes older women. :heartsmiley:

Ooh I do love the brown boys! 😍 maybe after a haircut...
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Billie Eilish. I'd love for her to sit on my face.

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