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I'm taking applications while Satyrday is MIA.

Howie and WTC need not apply.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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:wavingyellow:
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Already got 99 problems and stuff.
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Saturday, that's a name I've not heard in a while. He was alot of fun.
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You misspelled pimp.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:33 pm Saturday, that's a name I've not heard in a while. He was alot of fun.
Speak of the devil and they may appear...
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:22 pm :wavingyellow:
What are you offering?
Vitamin E wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:25 pm Already got 99 problems and stuff.
You dont even go here.

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FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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:burgerking:
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JCW wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:48 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:22 pm :wavingyellow:
What are you offering?
Absolute fealty. Sarcasm. Good food. An above average sized penis.
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:smokingweed:
QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
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:swords:
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saltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:36 am:swords:
i feel like i am very qualified to highly recommend Saltydog as a simp, if one is needed. His only drawback might be that he is over qualified for the job.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:42 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:36 am:swords:
i feel like i am very qualified to highly recommend Saltydog as a simp, if one is needed. His only drawback might be that he is over qualified for the job.
Hes winning just based on the Danhausen avatar. Very nice, very evil!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:20 am :smokingweed:
All the free weed is a pretty strong argument in your favour.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 11:16 pm An above average sized penis.
But does it work? Asking for a friend.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Who wrote: ↑Mon Aug 08, 2022 10:49 pm:burgerking:
I'm honestly just surprised you're still alive tbh.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:42 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:36 am:swords:
i feel like i am very qualified to highly recommend Saltydog as a simp, if one is needed. His only drawback might be that he is over qualified for the job.
Can you endorse me on LinkedIn too?
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JCW wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:47 am
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:42 am
saltydog wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 12:36 am:swords:
i feel like i am very qualified to highly recommend Saltydog as a simp, if one is needed. His only drawback might be that he is over qualified for the job.
Hes winning just based on the Danhausen avatar. Very nice, very evil!
That's Doctorhausen tyvm!
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So….

How does this work
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pork wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:40 pm So….

How does this work
It's like a silent auction. PM me what you're offering, highest bid wins! In exchange, you'll be excluded from my mean-spirited jokes and receive weekly nudes. Not of me, of course.
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JCW wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 4:43 pm
pork wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 3:40 pm So….

How does this work
Not of me, of course.
promise?
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 5:25 pm promise?
Cross my heart. You thought they were bad before kids... oof
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I don’t discriminate. Never met any i didn’t like.
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pork wrote: ↑Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:04 pm I don’t discriminate. Never met any i didn’t like.
What a polite way of admitting you have low standards. :lol:
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Yeah, I'll stay out of the running in this, though I'm curious who the current leader is and what the bid was.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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