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Blast wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:30 pm Yeah, I'll stay out of the running in this, though I'm curious who the current leader is and what the bid was.
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JCW wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:39 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:30 pm Yeah, I'll stay out of the running in this, though I'm curious who the current leader is and what the bid was.
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*crosses HighNDry off the list*
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JCW wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:30 pm
pork wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:04 pm I don’t discriminate. Never met any i didn’t like.
What a polite way of admitting you have low standards. :lol:
well...maybe its just because I am a raging heterosexual. I always find it funny when guys say oh I would not hit that...unless there is some hygiene issue or it had a weiner there isn't a lot I wouldn't smash. doesn't mean I would be parading it around but when I was single id go ugly early if that was my best option. its literally all the same with the lights off.
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pork wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:38 pm
JCW wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:30 pm
pork wrote: Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:04 pm I don’t discriminate. Never met any i didn’t like.
What a polite way of admitting you have low standards. :lol:
well...maybe its just because I am a raging heterosexual. I always find it funny when guys say oh I would not hit that...unless there is some hygiene issue or it had a weiner there isn't a lot I wouldn't smash. doesn't mean I would be parading it around but when I was single id go ugly early if that was my best option. its literally all the same with the lights off.
JCW, I think I would go ahead with this one. You aren't going to find a warmer more sensitive sweet talker. I don't think, anyway.
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You misspelled wiener.
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Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:42 pm
JCW, I think I would go ahead with this one. You aren't going to find a warmer more sensitive sweet talker. I don't think, anyway.
My only concern is if sticking Pork in my mouth will still count as a vegetarian lifestyle.
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JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:57 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:42 pm
JCW, I think I would go ahead with this one. You aren't going to find a warmer more sensitive sweet talker. I don't think, anyway.
My only concern is if sticking Pork in my mouth will still count as a vegetarian lifestyle.
Just think of it as a Baby Carrot.
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technically it is the other white meat
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JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:57 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:42 pm
JCW, I think I would go ahead with this one. You aren't going to find a warmer more sensitive sweet talker. I don't think, anyway.
My only concern is if sticking Pork in my mouth will still count as a vegetarian lifestyle.
i'm not sure, but it might count as community service work.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:59 pm Just think of it as a Baby Carrot.
:lol: shots fired!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:59 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:57 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 4:42 pm
JCW, I think I would go ahead with this one. You aren't going to find a warmer more sensitive sweet talker. I don't think, anyway.
My only concern is if sticking Pork in my mouth will still count as a vegetarian lifestyle.
Just think of it as a Baby Carrot.
:lol: :lol:
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