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Welcome back Slap NSFW

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Can a mod/admin enable his account so he can rejoin the fun?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Done :)


There goes the neighborhood!!
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:47 pm Done :)


There goes the neighborhood!!
Thanks, I let him know its good to go, hopefully he shows up soon!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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One of the best contributors ever. So glad if/when he comes back, as long as his life hasn’t become mundane.














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HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:42 pm ooooooohhhhhh I have a special picture of slappy!
Fuck off, creepy grandpa. No one who has to pay for it is allowed in this thread.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Love Slap! Welcome back!
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I voted no.
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JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:50 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:42 pm ooooooohhhhhh I have a special picture of slappy!
Fuck off, creepy grandpa. No one who has to pay for it is allowed in this thread.
Well...Slap is (in)famous for paying for it. He doesnt pay for cheap Asian skanks but he pays none-the-less.
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slap may have more of Evvan's panties than she has.
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I vote he can only join if he brings Beach Girl along.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:23 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:50 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:42 pm ooooooohhhhhh I have a special picture of slappy!
Fuck off, creepy grandpa. No one who has to pay for it is allowed in this thread.
Well...Slap is (in)famous for paying for it. He doesnt pay for cheap Asian skanks but he pays none-the-less.
Sorry, forgot the "else" after no one. I'm busy at work. My bad.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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BigChiefin wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:52 pm I vote he can only join if he brings Beach Girl along.
Then we need to ban CQ or the drama will start
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Biker wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:09 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:52 pm I vote he can only join if he brings Beach Girl along.
Then we need to ban CQ or the drama will start
I'm most certain CQ is really really over this place. In fact well, I haven't talked to him in a hot minute but the last time I did talk to him about the board he said he hates you all and he's never coming back. LOL
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I'm heartbroken
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I have many memories of slap, but I think my most funny fun one is that one time on the board he said I had the brains of lettuce LOL it's still cracks me up! Actually I think it was iceberg lettuce :lol: :lol:
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:25 pm I have many memories of slap, but I think my most funny fun one is that one time on the board he said I had the brains of lettuce LOL it's still cracks me up! Actually I think it was iceberg lettuce :lol: :lol:
but lettuce don't have brains!
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Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:51 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:25 pm I have many memories of slap, but I think my most funny fun one is that one time on the board he said I had the brains of lettuce LOL it's still cracks me up! Actually I think it was iceberg lettuce :lol: :lol:
but lettuce don't have brains!
Or my brains were iceberg lettuce, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!!!
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Gobble gobble...
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:21 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:09 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:52 pm I vote he can only join if he brings Beach Girl along.
Then we need to ban CQ or the drama will start
I'm most certain CQ is really really over this place. In fact well, I haven't talked to him in a hot minute but the last time I did talk to him about the board he said he hates you all and he's never coming back. LOL
Actually I'm thinking it was almost one individual in particular.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 10:25 pm I have many memories of slap, but I think my most funny fun one is that one time on the board he said I had the brains of lettuce LOL it's still cracks me up! Actually I think it was iceberg lettuce :lol: :lol:
From him that's a compliment.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:23 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:50 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:42 pm ooooooohhhhhh I have a special picture of slappy!
Fuck off, creepy grandpa. No one who has to pay for it is allowed in this thread.
Well...Slap is (in)famous for paying for it. He doesnt pay for cheap Asian skanks but he pays none-the-less.
And by "it", you mean dick in his mouth.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:36 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:23 pm
JCW wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:50 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:42 pm ooooooohhhhhh I have a special picture of slappy!
Fuck off, creepy grandpa. No one who has to pay for it is allowed in this thread.
Well...Slap is (in)famous for paying for it. He doesnt pay for cheap Asian skanks but he pays none-the-less.
And by "it", you mean dick in his mouth.
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Do we have to?
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Slap is/was already here under the username u.r.utter.shite. His avatar is my pic. I sent that to him in 2015. I remember seeing it when I first joined UJR in 2019.

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The title says "Welcome back", not just "Welcome" so...
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