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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm
pork wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:58 pm Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][
Wow! Good for you guys, she looks gorgeous.
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Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm
pork wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:58 pm Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][
Who's the old guy?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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rule34 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:31 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm
pork wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:58 pm Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][
Who's the old guy?
i think he was auditioning later that night for a part as a NASA engineer in The Right Stuff II.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm
pork wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:58 pm Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][
I'm surprised she wasn't able to find herself a tall, good looking guy.
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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[quote=Slappy7 post_id=267995 time=1660769181 user_id=13820]
[quote=pork post_id=267988 time=1660766336 user_id=2626]
Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
[/quote]

Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][https://i.imgur.com/4V2OPTo.jpg/img]
[/quote]

I hope you saw the humor in that
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Is that guy in the background holding something from that other picture with you in it?
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Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:46 pm
pork wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:58 pm Shame about the tanning booth lines. Is that a wedding gown?
Yeah I’m sure they are a real deal breaker

Yes the very same dress actually. [img][
1, no
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Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Slappy7 wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
Tell her that I have been handing out "Never give up!" T-shirts for the past 7 years.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Slappy7 wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
She is absolutely gorgeous. I am am happy that everything worked out for you two and I hope that Mia will have a happy childhood.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Animal wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:29 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
Tell her that I have been handing out "Never give up!" T-shirts for the past 7 years.
I gave up waiting for mine.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 6:38 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:29 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
Tell her that I have been handing out "Never give up!" T-shirts for the past 7 years.
I gave up waiting for mine.
when i say "handing out" i meant sending to people that have donated to my "I want to bang BG" go fund me.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Whackov wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:33 pm
Slappy7 wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 1:25 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:27 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 9:23 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 8:48 pm my god. she looks just miserable. it breaks my heart.
Notice the chains around her ankles are cutout of the photo.
at the guest book table she wrote "Help me" on her right palm. But he obviously noticed it, because he made sure she couldn't show it toward the camera.
Nailed it!

You may want to make the nsfw as I’ve been granted permission for some newer photos. She really doesn’t do social media anymore but you can bet she’s been reading the kind words out here and is very grateful.
She is absolutely gorgeous. I am happy that everything worked out for you two and I hope that Mia will have a happy childhood.
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Slappy7 wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:22 am
Indianrockguy wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 12:31 am I just wanna know where beachgirl is.
BG
Got to love our Goddess going full commando under her wedding dress.
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Oh damn, Slapaho is back! More of the old UJ'ers finding this place. It's good to see!! Still a fucking shame about Smurf though!! He was a legend.
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Re: Welcome back Slap NSFW

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WOW! she looks great! That shower pic is *chef's kiss*
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Re: Welcome back Slap NSFW

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disco.moon wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 9:06 am WOW! she looks great! That shower pic is *chef's kiss*
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She looks great Slap!
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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That spectacular body doesn't seem to have aged at all. She's a keeper Slap!
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i fucking hate Slappy7
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BigChiefin wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 12:21 pm That spectacular body doesn't seem to have aged at all. She's a keeper Slap!
Damn straight
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It looks like Slap may have broken down and upgraded to a 3MP camera.
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