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Re: Welcome back Slap

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squirt wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:32 pm
Geist wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:28 pm
squirt wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:05 pm
Geist wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:41 am
squirt wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:52 am

I kinda don't think so, but who knows. Among all the crossover boards, anything's possible.
No, you are right squirt. I think he joined for a really short time in UJR 1. Before BRR had to shut that down for another format.
Squirt, i hope you now understand you were incorrect.
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That user = VisionaryEric = Satyrday. So unless Slap is now a doxxing European leftist, that's not him.
Ohh, no. I've been talking about user u.r.UtterShite.
So am I
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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I'm pretty sure that VisionaryEric is VitaminE.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Animal wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:35 pm I'm pretty sure that VisionaryEric is VitaminE.
Bet UJ bux
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 1:10 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:58 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:42 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:01 pm I read through all 2 pages, still no slap. How anticlimactic
It's not the real Slap.
The real Slap signed up here in March 2019.
That's the real Slap. Would I lie to you guys?
Why did he create a second account when he already had one?
Do I look like I can understand what goes on in his dementia-riddled mind? Ask him when he gets here. Its 100% him though. We have kept in touch elsewhere for years and he told me yesterday he was just waiting for approval to rejoin.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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I think that Hawk is holding things up. He has to enter a two digit code and sometimes he gets confused with the sequence.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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I just went and double checked, but I think I deleted his request. My bad
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:48 pm I just went and double checked, but I think I deleted his request. My bad
You're fired.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Uh oh, looks like British Columbia just got IP banned.
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Animal wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:12 pm I think that Hawk is holding things up. He has to enter a two digit code and sometimes he gets confused with the sequence.
If he wouldn’t use Roman numerals
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That’s the dude that sucked dick on camera? Welcome back. Hawk won’t feel so alone anymore
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I made him a pizza.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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PSA

Slap is nowhere in this thread.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Supposedly one of his conquests:

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Re: Welcome back Slap

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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:42 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:52 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:29 pm
pork wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:10 pm That’s the dude that sucked dick on camera? Welcome back. Hawk won’t feel so alone anymore
Oh yeah that's one of the pics I have of ole gobble neck. Big old black cock in his gullet and another as a strap on fully engulfed by his turd cutter. And he does seem delighted! I specifically remember him bellowing "how did you get that picture". Well, I didn't manufacture it.
I bet you masturbate furiously to slaps pic.
See, when you get to this point, you have pretty much run out of defense. At this point, you just become juvenile! Your remark proves it. Do yourself a favor. Stick A fork in yourself, your done babe! You lose. This place is a never ending Petri dish of classic human behavior. Fascinating! 😂😂😂
Dude, get some therapy.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:19 pm Supposedly one of his conquests:

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Did you get Vanna's permission to post these? A mod wants to know

Yeah, the story I remember him telling is that he had a coke and alcohol infused fling during a long weekend in Myrtle Beach, SC. And frankly, I believe him
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Biker wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:49 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:19 pm Supposedly one of his conquests:

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Did you get Vanna's permission to post these? A mod wants to know

Yeah, the story I remember him telling is that he had a coke and alcohol infused fling during a long weekend in Myrtle Beach, SC. And frankly, I believe him
FFS :roll:
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:42 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:52 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:29 pm
pork wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 4:10 pm That’s the dude that sucked dick on camera? Welcome back. Hawk won’t feel so alone anymore
Oh yeah that's one of the pics I have of ole gobble neck. Big old black cock in his gullet and another as a strap on fully engulfed by his turd cutter. And he does seem delighted! I specifically remember him bellowing "how did you get that picture". Well, I didn't manufacture it.
I bet you masturbate furiously to slaps pic.
See, when you get to this point, you have pretty much run out of defense. At this point, you just become juvenile! Your remark proves it. Do yourself a favor. Stick A fork in yourself, your done babe! You lose. This place is a never ending Petri dish of classic human behavior. Fascinating! 😂😂😂
Do you only save pics of guys blowing guys if you know one of them?
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:19 pm Supposedly one of his conquests:

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Even if he did, he still sucked dick lol. There's no coming back from that
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Hydroseismic wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:19 pm Supposedly one of his conquests:

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Even if he did, he still sucked dick lol. There's no coming back from that
You hammer a thousand nails and no one calls you a carpenter.
But suck one dick…
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HighNDry wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:11 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:19 pm Supposedly one of his conquests:

Image
Even if he did, he still sucked dick lol. There's no coming back from that
You hammer a thousand nails and no one calls you a carpenter.
But suck one dick…

:D the harsh reality
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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I just heard from Slap, he says he still needs to be approved. :shrug:
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:23 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 pm I just heard from Slap, he says he still needs to be approved. :shrug:
The mod with the bod approved him on Thursday.

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I'm just passing the message along, I dont know what the hold-up is. He says it's still not working.
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JCW wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:29 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:23 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 pm I just heard from Slap, he says he still needs to be approved. :shrug:
The mod with the bod approved him on Thursday.

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I'm just passing the message along, I dont know what the hold-up is. He says it's still not working.
As long as he put in a valid email address when he signed up, I'll write him and give him a temp password. That's probably the hold-up. QD
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:36 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:29 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:23 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 3:11 pm I just heard from Slap, he says he still needs to be approved. :shrug:
The mod with the bod approved him on Thursday.

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I'm just passing the message along, I dont know what the hold-up is. He says it's still not working.
As long as he put in a valid email address when he signed up, I'll write him and give him a temp password. That's probably the hold-up. QD
I'll pass this along. Thanks QD!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Welcome back Slap

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Sup,

There goes the neighborhood indeed. Thank you to those for the assistance to leading me back over here. (I think) I saw some great pictures of the DPs tits and I know JCW will show me her her nuts later so the day is definitely on the uptick.

FYI if biker is not the king of this place by now I will go back into exile for another six or seven years.
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