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I'm no longer a fan

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https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/m ... 398ec194b1

Guess I've bought my last Michelle Branch album. Since we're expected to no longer support Chris Brown because he beat up that no-talent turd Rihanna, I'm waiting to see if the world applies the same standard to spousal abuser Michelle Branch, or if there's a double standard because she's a woman.

Part of me wants to be happy she became a spousal abuser, because her husband/victim of her abuse is someone I fucking hate on a personal level -- the guy from the Black Keys -- but the other part of me thinks spousal abuse is wrong. Regardless, I will no longer support spousal abuser Michelle Branch's career.
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:22 pm https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/m ... 398ec194b1

Guess I've bought my last Michelle Branch album. Since we're expected to no longer support Chris Brown because he beat up that no-talent turd Rihanna, I'm waiting to see if the world applies the same standard to spousal abuser Michelle Branch, or if there's a double standard because she's a woman.

Part of me wants to be happy she became a spousal abuser, because her husband/victim of her abuse is someone I fucking hate on a personal level -- the guy from the Black Keys -- but the other part of me thinks spousal abuse is wrong. Regardless, I will no longer support spousal abuser Michelle Branch's career.
I hope her career can recover.
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Never heard of her. Black Keys have some dope singles though.
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He looks like he got hauled through the ugly forest while kite-surfing behind a speed boat. :shocked:

Never heard of her. Am I missing anything?
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Geist wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:06 am Never heard of her. Black Keys have some dope singles though.
I love their newest album.

She's a turd. I canceled her when I heard hey the first time
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:21 am He looks like he got hauled through the ugly forest while kite-surfing behind a speed boat. :shocked:

Never heard of her. Am I missing anything?
Her first two albums, The Spirit Room and Hotel Paper were really good. Rock-tinged pop, catchy as hell. She had a few hit singles: "Everywhere", "Breathe" "Goodbye to You", "Are You Happy Now?". Her biggest hit, i believe, was "All You Wanted". Then she had a couple collaborations with Carlos Santana, "The Game of Love" and "I'm Feeling You".
Then she released a really shitty country album called Everything Comes and Goes and an even shittier mope-pop EDM album called Hopeless Romantic... which was produced by scumbag asshole dickface from the Black Keys.
Check out the first two albums and ignore the rest. Supposedly she has a new album coming in September. If I get it for free from my label, I'll check it out, but I refuse to give the spousal abuser a dime of my money.
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Now she has zero fans.
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HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If that's true, it's what she deserves. Again, if we're applying standards fairly, she should get the same treatment Chris Brown got.
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HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If deathproof dislikes her, she should be the official voice of UJR
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Who wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:37 am
HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If deathproof dislikes her, she should be the official voice of UJR
You're as out of touch with music as you are with reality.
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Who wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:37 am
HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If deathproof dislikes her, she should be the official voice of UJR
I'm smelling a new forum name to replace Worlde Enthusiasts Society: The Michelle Branch Fan Club! :lol:
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:44 am
Who wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:37 am
HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If deathproof dislikes her, she should be the official voice of UJR
I'm smelling a new forum name to replace Worlde Enthusiasts Society: The Michelle Branch Fan Club! :lol:
I can't fucking wait til a bunch of dipshit middle school students hear her new album, Google "Michelle Branch Fan Club" and stumble into this site.

That wordle fad sure died a quick death, didn't it?
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QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:44 am
Who wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:37 am
HighNDry wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:27 am Now she has zero fans.
If deathproof dislikes her, she should be the official voice of UJR
I'm smelling a new forum name to replace Worlde Enthusiasts Society: The Michelle Branch Fan Club! :lol:
I double dare ya.
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Is there anyone DP doesn't hate?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:53 am Is there anyone DP doesn't hate?
Just the cheeto boi Trump, from what I can tell. And I dont think I've been back long enough for him to hate me yet but give it time.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:53 am Is there anyone DP doesn't hate?
Yes. A lot of them.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:53 am Is there anyone DP doesn't hate?
:wavingyellow:
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Who the fuck is she?
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Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm .
That shit will rot your teeth bud.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:22 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm .
That shit will rot your teeth bud.
DP rots your teeth? I must be doing it wrong.
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Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:23 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:22 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm .
That shit will rot your teeth bud.
DP rots your teeth? I must be doing it wrong.
Fair to say if you're involving your teeth at all, you're doing it wrong.
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Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:23 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:22 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:16 pm .
That shit will rot your teeth bud.
DP rots your teeth? I must be doing it wrong.
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Deathproof wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:36 pm Fair to say if you're involving your teeth at all, you're doing it wrong.
You dont know the crowd E hangs out with.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:37 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:53 am Is there anyone DP doesn't hate?
:wavingyellow:
You're alright.
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