Atlanta Braves outfielder and designated hitter Marcell Ozuna was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence and failure to maintain lane by Norcross, Georgia, police Friday morning
8-TrackJones wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:27 pm
He tried to use the "do you know who I am?" defense. That might have worked if he were just speeding. But speeding while intoxicated? Um No.
It would have been awesome if the cop said "wait, aren't you the guy that choked your baby mama?".
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
You know, the more I look at that, the more I conclude that he sensed the wall was close and took his eye off the ball. Easy to miss the ball when you take your eye off at the last second.
Of course, having the miss land on your noggin and turn into a home run! I'm sure he's still getting shit for that.
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
No, it certainly doesn't. Thanks.
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