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Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 7:30 pm
by FSchmertz
Atlanta Braves outfielder and designated hitter Marcell Ozuna was arrested for allegedly driving under the influence and failure to maintain lane by Norcross, Georgia, police Friday morning
Supposedly driving 90 on a 35 mph road too.
https://sports.yahoo.com/braves-outfiel ... 36805.html
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/braves ... 6KM5J4VKU/
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 7:44 pm
by Animal
the designated hitter needs a designated driver.
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:27 pm
by 8-TrackJones
He tried to use the "do you know who I am?" defense. That might have worked if he were just speeding. But speeding while intoxicated? Um No.
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2022 4:33 pm
by Burn1dwn
8-TrackJones wrote: ↑Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:27 pm
He tried to use the "do you know who I am?" defense. That might have worked if he were just speeding. But speeding while intoxicated? Um No.
It would have been awesome if the cop said "wait, aren't you the guy that choked your baby mama?".
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:14 pm
by saltydog
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
by Burn1dwn
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:41 pm
by Animal
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2022 4:41 pm
by FSchmertz
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:41 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
You know, the more I look at that, the more I conclude that he sensed the wall was close and took his eye off the ball. Easy to miss the ball when you take your eye off at the last second.
Of course, having the miss land on your noggin and turn into a home run! I'm sure he's still getting shit for that.
Re: Braves outfielder Marcell Ozuna arrested for DUI
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2022 7:07 pm
by saltydog
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:41 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Tue Aug 23, 2022 6:30 pm
Not many baseball bloopers as good as that one.
in his defense, he had to make the decision to climb the wall in advance so he could see what he was doing. This doesn't come close to the hilarity of Jose Canseco.
No, it certainly doesn't. Thanks.