Jokes for Disco

[Animal]

FTR, whoever is deleting my posts in this thread can go fuck themselves.

I don't see any that have been deleted. When was one deleted?

[Ricrude]

I swear...I had nothing to do with this!

[stonedmegman]

FTR, whoever is deleting my posts in this thread can go fuck themselves.

I don't see any that have been deleted. When was one deleted?

There was one last week that I shrugged off and there was another yesterday or the day before...

[Animal]

FTR, whoever is deleting my posts in this thread can go fuck themselves.

I don't see any that have been deleted. When was one deleted?

There was one last week that I shrugged off and there was another yesterday or the day before...

I went back several months and did not find any deleted posts in this thread. Do you think you might have a build up of placques and tangles?

[stonedmegman]

FTR, whoever is deleting my posts in this thread can go fuck themselves.

I don't see any that have been deleted. When was one deleted?

There was one last week that I shrugged off and there was another yesterday or the day before...

I went back several months and did not find any deleted posts in this thread. Do you think you might have a build up of placques and tangles?

No. Someone is playing games for whatever reason.

[Bluespruce1964]

A blonde walks into the police station and asks for a job.

The chief says, let me give you a quick interview:

What is 2+2? The blonde says “ easy, that’s four!”

What’s the square root of 100? The blonde says “I know, it’s ten”

Who killed Abraham Lincoln? The blonde says “ I don’t know.”

The chief says, “why don’t you go home and think about it and come back tomorrow?”

So the blonde goes home and her mom says: “how did the interview go honey?”

The blonde say: “ Great! I got the job and they already have me working on a murder case!”

[saltydog]

[saltydog]

[peterosehaircut]

So Disco's boyfriend is sitting in the living room watching TV on a Sunday morning, suddenly he Hears 2 air horn blasts from the bedroom. A few seconds later Disco walks out and says "you know what, I don't think that was deodorant."

[Bluespruce1964]

I matched on Bumble with a woman with no pictures. We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!

I'm not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blonde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what she did for a living. She says, "Sunday school teacher". Now i don't think much of religeous types, but I'm open minded about it, so I'm driving her to.the second best restaurant i can think of.

I pullout a joint if my best weed and ask if she wants an appetite. She says "Heavens no, what would i tell my Sunday school children?". Well,some people smoke and some don't so i thought nothing of it.

We go to the restaurant and i order a steak, she gets the lobster. I order the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. But when the waitress brings it she says she doesn't drink. My mind is blown. "You don't drink?"

"Heavens no. What would i tell my Sunday school children?"

We have a good time, laughing at each others jokes, but i know this is a bust as i drink up that overpriced bottle by myself. As I'm driving her home i pass a cheap hotel and figuring i got nothing to lose ask her: "want to get a room and knock boots?"

She says " I thought you'd never ask. " I'm like really?!? "what will you tell your Sunday school children?"

She said the same thing i tell them every week. "You don't have to drink and smoke to have a good time "

[Animal]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

[CentralTexasCrude]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

I'm still trying to figure out the air horn/deodorant joke

[Animal]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

I'm still trying to figure out the air horn/deodorant joke

Disco blew the air horns under her arm pits thinking they were deodorant. Its actually pretty believable.

[CentralTexasCrude]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

I'm still trying to figure out the air horn/deodorant joke

Disco blew the air horns under her arm pits thinking they were deodorant. Its actually pretty believable.

If that's it, worst joke ever

[stonedmegman]

[fouts]

[Homebrew]

[stonedmegman]

[Cyberhonky]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

I'm still trying to figure out the air horn/deodorant joke

Disco blew the air horns under her arm pits thinking they were deodorant. Its actually pretty believable.

It sure is believable! Most brain cells were traded for fatty breast tissue!

You traded yours for chins yeh?

[peterosehaircut]

why does he go to the second best restaurant and order the second best wine?

I'm still trying to figure out the air horn/deodorant joke

Disco blew the air horns under her arm pits thinking they were deodorant. Its actually pretty believable.

It sure is believable! Most brain cells were traded for fatty breast tissue!

You traded yours for chins yeh?

I chuckled!

[saltydog]

The wife and I got a wedding invite but we have a conflict.

We sent back the RSVP with a note, "Maybe Next Time"

[Antknot]

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[Animal]

For her birthday, I took Disco to the carnival. We hadn't been there long and I asked her what she wanted to do. She said, "I want to get weighed". So, we walked over to the weight guesser and he makes a guess of 120 lbs. She steps on the scales and she only weighs 117 lbs. So she wins $1. We hit a few rides and I asked her what she wanted to do next. She was pretty excited and said that she wanted to get weighed.

Again, we head over to the weight guesser. Only this time he guesses 117 lbs because he remembered her. He was right and we dont' win anything. So its back to rides and walking. Finally, I ask her again what she wants to do next. And for the third time she says "I want to get weighed".

By now I am thinking she's nutty, so I find a way to tell take her home and drop her off. When she gets to her house her roommate asks how it went. She says, "Oh, it was wousy".

[CentralTexasCrude]

For her birthday, I took Disco to the carnival. We hadn't been there long and I asked her what she wanted to do. She said, "I want to get weighed". So, we walked over to the weight guesser and he makes a guess of 120 lbs. She steps on the scales and she only weighs 117 lbs. So she wins $1. We hit a few rides and I asked her what she wanted to do next. She was pretty excited and said that she wanted to get weighed.

Again, we head over to the weight guesser. Only this time he guesses 117 lbs because he remembered her. He was right and we dont' win anything. So its back to rides and walking. Finally, I ask her again what she wants to do next. And for the third time she says "I want to get weighed".

By now I am thinking she's nutty, so I find a way to tell take her home and drop her off. When she gets to her house her roommate asks how it went. She says, "Oh, it was wousy".

[stonedmegman]