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Re: Jokes for Disco

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Ricrude wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 12:28 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 9:05 pm None of these jokes are good. Hyperv12 used to have good jokes but like several others he's gone :(
You really don't mean that...
I don't lol. I hadn't taken time to read alot of them before talking shit. Classic me.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 12:39 pm
Ricrude wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 12:28 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 9:05 pm None of these jokes are good. Hyperv12 used to have good jokes but like several others he's gone :(
You really don't mean that...
I don't lol. I hadn't taken time to read alot of them before talking shit. Classic me.
:lol: Understood...we put a lot of effort into your entertainment pleasure!
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Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.

It was a pig.

But not the whole pig.

Okay, it was bacon.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 1:04 pm Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.

It was a pig.

But not the whole pig.

Okay, it was bacon.
Bacon cures all ails!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 1:04 pm Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.

It was a pig.

But not the whole pig.

Okay, it was bacon.
Mmmm. Bacon.
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Re: Jokes for Disco

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Wait, are you calling me fat? You sonofa....
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:lol:
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A farmer’s wife left him after she found him having sex with one of the ponies after she went to sleep.



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Disco said her son is mad that she doesn't give him enough privacy. At least, that's what she read in his diary.
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Disco was going to challenge a bunch of people to a Hide and Seek Contest. But she couldn't find anyone to participate.
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Disco asked me if I remembered that joke she told about Stonedmegman. She said it was about a week back.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 6:51 pm Disco asked me if I remembered that joke she told about Stonedmegman. She said it was about a week back.
Lmfao!! Those are all good. :lol:
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Disco said that she always schedules her trips to the dentist at tooth hurtie.
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when Disco gets a little piece of toilet paper stuck to her whisker biscuit, she calls it clitty litter.
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Animal wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 12:15 am when Disco gets a little piece of toilet paper stuck to her whisker biscuit, she calls it clitty litter.
:chopwood: :shocked:
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:lol:

Women call lil bits of TP on the pussy kitty litter.
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I'm up early.
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How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?






Just one, but it takes a shit load of light bulbs.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged...
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Know why a witch never wears panties?

More grip on the broom...
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What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

It's where you shove the cucumber...
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Ew to all those lol.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 9:06 pm Ew to all those lol.
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A man skipped church to go hunting.

While in the woods, he got chased by a bear and climbed a tree to get away. Unfortunately, the bear started climbing after him (as bears do).

The man started to pray: "Lord, I know I should not have skipped church, but please make this a Christian bear!"

Just then, the man heard the bear stop climbing.

Relieved, he looked down to see the bear with its head bowed and saying "Lord, I thank thee for this meal I am about to receive..."
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Linda and Martha are talking.

"Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?" asks Linda.

"Yes," answers Martha. "My boyfriend told me about it."
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