I don't lol. I hadn't taken time to read alot of them before talking shit. Classic me.Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 12:28 pmYou really don't mean that...disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 9:05 pm None of these jokes are good. Hyperv12 used to have good jokes but like several others he's gone
Jokes for Disco
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Understood...we put a lot of effort into your entertainment pleasure!disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 12:39 pmI don't lol. I hadn't taken time to read alot of them before talking shit. Classic me.Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 12:28 pmYou really don't mean that...disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 9:05 pm None of these jokes are good. Hyperv12 used to have good jokes but like several others he's gone
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.
It was a pig.
But not the whole pig.
Okay, it was bacon.
It was a pig.
But not the whole pig.
Okay, it was bacon.
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Bacon cures all ails!Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 1:04 pm Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.
It was a pig.
But not the whole pig.
Okay, it was bacon.
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Mmmm. Bacon.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon May 15, 2023 1:04 pm Disco was feeling down in the dumps so she went out and got herself an emotional support animal.
It was a pig.
But not the whole pig.
Okay, it was bacon.
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Wait, are you calling me fat? You sonofa....
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QANON IS JUST SCIENTOLOGY FOR HILLBILLIES
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A farmer’s wife left him after she found him having sex with one of the ponies after she went to sleep.
It was her worst fucking night mare.
It was her worst fucking night mare.
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Disco said her son is mad that she doesn't give him enough privacy. At least, that's what she read in his diary.
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Disco was going to challenge a bunch of people to a Hide and Seek Contest. But she couldn't find anyone to participate.
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Disco asked me if I remembered that joke she told about Stonedmegman. She said it was about a week back.
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Disco said that she always schedules her trips to the dentist at tooth hurtie.
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when Disco gets a little piece of toilet paper stuck to her whisker biscuit, she calls it clitty litter.
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Women call lil bits of TP on the pussy kitty litter.
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I'm up early.
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How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes a shit load of light bulbs.
Just one, but it takes a shit load of light bulbs.
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged...
She gagged...
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Know why a witch never wears panties?
More grip on the broom...
More grip on the broom...
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What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
It's where you shove the cucumber...
It's where you shove the cucumber...
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Ew to all those lol.
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My work is done!
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A man skipped church to go hunting.
While in the woods, he got chased by a bear and climbed a tree to get away. Unfortunately, the bear started climbing after him (as bears do).
The man started to pray: "Lord, I know I should not have skipped church, but please make this a Christian bear!"
Just then, the man heard the bear stop climbing.
Relieved, he looked down to see the bear with its head bowed and saying "Lord, I thank thee for this meal I am about to receive..."
While in the woods, he got chased by a bear and climbed a tree to get away. Unfortunately, the bear started climbing after him (as bears do).
The man started to pray: "Lord, I know I should not have skipped church, but please make this a Christian bear!"
Just then, the man heard the bear stop climbing.
Relieved, he looked down to see the bear with its head bowed and saying "Lord, I thank thee for this meal I am about to receive..."
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Linda and Martha are talking.
"Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?" asks Linda.
"Yes," answers Martha. "My boyfriend told me about it."
"Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?" asks Linda.
"Yes," answers Martha. "My boyfriend told me about it."
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