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Aaron Judge owes Jesus Tinoco a case of good whiskey!

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Tinoco gave him a juicey softball right down the middle of the plate!
I bet that pitch didn't even clock in at 85mph.
What a nice guy! :lol:

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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
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I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

I didn't see him. He sounded like an older guy. All he said on the radio when asked what he was going to do with the ball he said, "I haven't thought about it".
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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:55 pm I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

I didn't see him. He sounded like an older guy. All he said on the radio when asked what he was going to do with the ball he said, "I haven't thought about it".
Looks like he's a fairly young guy.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
Meh. I doubt Aaron Rodgers would have done any better if he were juiced up. Looks like 2 others have more home runs than Rodgers.
It is hard to commute from Green Bay, so I guess you're right.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
Meh. I doubt Aaron Rodgers would have done any better if he were juiced up. Looks like 2 others have more home runs than Rodgers.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of guys who have more home runs than Aaron Rodgers. But I'll have to go look it up.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:51 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
Meh. I doubt Aaron Rodgers would have done any better if he were juiced up. Looks like 2 others have more home runs than Rodgers.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of guys who have more home runs than Aaron Rodgers. But I'll have to go look it up.
when Sosa, McGwire, and Bonds were all taking turns breaking 60+ year old HR records all at the same time, i think that's a pretty definitive statement about what steroids can do to boost performance.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:00 pm
B-Tender wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:49 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
Meh. I doubt Aaron Rodgers would have done any better if he were juiced up. Looks like 2 others have more home runs than Rodgers.
It is hard to commute from Green Bay, so I guess you're right.
Oops. I have football on the brain. And I want Aaron Rodgers to coach the Jets.
Honesty, I don't think he'd make a very good hockey coach.
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have you seen him hit a two handed backhand?
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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:09 pm have you seen him hit a two handed backhand?
Wasn't that move used by Moe of the Three Stooges?
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Also, congrats to Aaron Judge on the 7th highest HR total in a single season.
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Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:55 pm I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

He better hurry and sell it. Judge could hit 63 tonight. Not worth much after that.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:42 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:55 pm I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

He better hurry and sell it. Judge could hit 63 tonight. Not worth much after that.
You're an idiot.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:43 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:42 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:55 pm I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

He better hurry and sell it. Judge could hit 63 tonight. Not worth much after that.
You're an idiot.
Fuck off retard
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:44 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:43 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:42 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:55 pm I heard on the news this morning that the guy that caught the home run ball was escorted out of the stadium by security. They said the ball he had could be worth around $2.5 million.

He better hurry and sell it. Judge could hit 63 tonight. Not worth much after that.
You're an idiot.
Fuck off retard
The ball that BROKE the record will be worth more than the next ball, you stupid Pumpkin Spice Muppet.
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The guy who caught the ball is a VP of Fisher Investments out of Dallas.

Probably not hurting for $$ right now.

Better than that cretin Zack Hample who bought and entire section of seats in TOR only to come up empty.
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is there a process that these guys go through immediately after they get a souvenier like that where they get some kind of authentication? I mean, a baseball doesn't have a serial number or anything, so what do they do to make sure THAT ball is specifically identified as THE ball and no one can attempt to duplicate it?
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Animal wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:02 am is there a process that these guys go through immediately after they get a souvenier like that where they get some kind of authentication? I mean, a baseball doesn't have a serial number or anything, so what do they do to make sure THAT ball is specifically identified as THE ball and no one can attempt to duplicate it?
In this case, MLB authenticated it right after he caught it. They put a sticker on it and catalog it to authenticate. They have him catching it with his glove on camera. He left the stadium afterward with secuirty. He says he hasn't yet decided what to do with the ball lol.
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i guess getting Aaron Judge to sign it would be asking too much.
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8-TrackJones wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:21 am
Animal wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:02 am is there a process that these guys go through immediately after they get a souvenier like that where they get some kind of authentication? I mean, a baseball doesn't have a serial number or anything, so what do they do to make sure THAT ball is specifically identified as THE ball and no one can attempt to duplicate it?
In this case, MLB authenticated it right after he caught it. They put a sticker on it and catalog it to authenticate. They have him catching it with his glove on camera. He left the stadium afterward with secuirty. He says he hasn't yet decided what to do with the ball lol.
Dude was offered $2 million for it before he even left the stadium.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:32 am
8-TrackJones wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:21 am
Animal wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:02 am is there a process that these guys go through immediately after they get a souvenier like that where they get some kind of authentication? I mean, a baseball doesn't have a serial number or anything, so what do they do to make sure THAT ball is specifically identified as THE ball and no one can attempt to duplicate it?
In this case, MLB authenticated it right after he caught it. They put a sticker on it and catalog it to authenticate. They have him catching it with his glove on camera. He left the stadium afterward with secuirty. He says he hasn't yet decided what to do with the ball lol.
Dude was offered $2 million for it before he even left the stadium.
i think that company announced that offer before Judge even hit it. like before the game. This is kind of like when they auction the grand champion steer at the State Fair. It turns into a big publicity stunt for whoever is doing the bidding.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:51 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 2:40 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 1:36 pm Didn't Barry Bonds hit more home runs?
Not without cheating.
Meh. I doubt Aaron Rodgers would have done any better if he were juiced up. Looks like 2 others have more home runs than Rodgers.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot of guys who have more home runs than Aaron Rodgers. But I'll have to go look it up.
When it comes to hitting dingers I'll take Brett Favre every time.
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Judges record breaking homerun ball goes for $1.5 million at auction. This after the guy was offered $3 million in November. Ooff!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/aa ... r-AA15q7vW
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8-TrackJones wrote: Mon Dec 19, 2022 12:14 am Judges record breaking homerun ball goes for $1.5 million at auction. This after the guy was offered $3 million in November. Ooff!!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/aa ... r-AA15q7vW
Oops! :lol:

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