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Had an MRI today that confirmed that the herniated disc I had repaired Dec 23 is herniated again. Same symptoms plus numbness in the saddle area.
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Try one of them decompression machines. Not that moronic teeter bullshit. Just gentle decompression for 20-30 minutes. Feels fantastic.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:10 am Try one of them decompression machines. Not that moronic teeter bullshit. Just gentle decompression for 20-30 minutes. Feels fantastic.
I have a compression fracture on the T12. Might work well for that.
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The whole premise makes so much sense for me. Gently expand the joint space, encourage more blood and plasma flow which in my mind equals more healing.

I mentioned this before here. I had this guy with meat hooks for hands who would manipulate my vertebrae in my neck and lower back and do magic in one session. It was crazy expensive but he would have shit lined up the way it’s supposed to be in a matter of an hour or so.

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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 4:41 am The whole premise makes so much sense for me. Gently expand the joint space, encourage more blood and plasma flow which in my mind equals more healing.

I mentioned this before here. I had this guy with meat hooks for hands who would manipulate my vertebrae in my neck and lower back and do magic in one session. It was crazy expensive but he would have shit lined up the way it’s supposed to be in a matter of an hour or so.

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Did his office look like this?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Snowing like it's going out of style and I have to do a 150 mile round trip to Orilia tomorrow for my back.
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stonedmegman wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:34 am Snowing like it's going out of style and I have to do a 150 mile round trip to Orilia tomorrow for my back.
what do you feed your dogs on a trip like that?
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Animal wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 1:44 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Wed Nov 16, 2022 4:34 am Snowing like it's going out of style and I have to do a 150 mile round trip to Orilia tomorrow for my back.
what do you feed your dogs on a trip like that?
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Well tonight it was a cocktail of Tylenol, Buscapan, Toridal, and Dilaudin.

Got my pain down to a 9.
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:56 am Well tonight it was a cocktail of Tylenol, Buscapan, Toridal, and Dilaudin.

Got my pain down to a 9.
sorry about your back dude. I have chronic pain from neurological damage from should repairs and the 2 tommy john surgeries. I have found that i can take 30 norco a day and all it does is make me angry. I started taking thc/cbd and its been the only thing that has ever helped. i am offically a huge fan of cannibis for pain
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pork wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:05 pm I started taking thc/cbd and its been the only thing that has ever helped. i am offically a huge fan of cannibis for pain
Do you use a 1:1 ratio?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:12 pm
pork wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:05 pm I started taking thc/cbd and its been the only thing that has ever helped. i am offically a huge fan of cannibis for pain
Do you use a 1:1 ratio?
i am a light weight i do 5/5 tch is 5 m and the cbd is 5m. i started with 1thc to 9 cbd but that doesn do anything anymore. i may take a 1/9 with a 5/5 and it really kills the pain
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pork wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:12 pm
pork wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 3:05 pm I started taking thc/cbd and its been the only thing that has ever helped. i am offically a huge fan of cannibis for pain
Do you use a 1:1 ratio?
i am a light weight i do 5/5 tch is 5 m and the cbd is 5m. i started with 1thc to 9 cbd but that doesn do anything anymore. i may take a 1/9 with a 5/5 and it really kills the pain
Do you use edibles, oil, or capsules?
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At what point do they start trying to talk you into assisted suicide?
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 5:58 pm At what point do they start trying to talk you into assisted suicide?
He's already received his noose. He's just waiting on the chair to be delivered.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 9:05 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 5:58 pm At what point do they start trying to talk you into assisted suicide?
He's already received his noose. He's just waiting on the chair to be delivered.
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Well I finally have an appt with the surgeon on Feb 13. Then I'll get all my options as to what can be done.

I'm pretty sure I'm looking at surgery again but we'll see.
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Well back surgery is scheduled for April 28. Pretty good time considering how screwed up the healthcare system is right now.
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I drove home from the oregon coast yesterday after a sex and fun filled weekend thinking I could not possibly be any happier. I hope that helps.
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:38 pm Well back surgery is scheduled for April 28. Pretty good time considering how screwed up the healthcare system is right now.
Really?
I was referred to an eye surgeon on Jan 24th. I was called with my appointment on Jan 30th. And I see him tomorrow.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:38 pm Well back surgery is scheduled for April 28. Pretty good time considering how screwed up the healthcare system is right now.
Really?
I was referred to an eye surgeon on Jan 24th. I was called with my appointment on Jan 30th. And I see him tomorrow.
I don't know aboot your area but up here they launched a new system called EPIC.

It has been making a mess of everything.
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:57 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:38 pm Well back surgery is scheduled for April 28. Pretty good time considering how screwed up the healthcare system is right now.
Really?
I was referred to an eye surgeon on Jan 24th. I was called with my appointment on Jan 30th. And I see him tomorrow.
I don't know aboot your area but up here they launched a new system called EPIC.

It has been making a mess of everything.
Epic is the bomb. It'll take office staff and doctors a LITTLE learning, but it's the most utilized EMR out there. Also, any hospital that uses it can easily transfer records, labs, images. It's amazing.

I'm kind of a big deal because I know 4 different Epic modules.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:28 am
stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:57 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:38 pm Well back surgery is scheduled for April 28. Pretty good time considering how screwed up the healthcare system is right now.
Really?
I was referred to an eye surgeon on Jan 24th. I was called with my appointment on Jan 30th. And I see him tomorrow.
I don't know aboot your area but up here they launched a new system called EPIC.

It has been making a mess of everything.
Epic is the bomb. It'll take office staff and doctors a LITTLE learning, but it's the most utilized EMR out there. Also, any hospital that uses it can easily transfer records, labs, images. It's amazing.

I'm kind of a big deal because I know 4 different Epic modules.
It's the bomb alright. System went down last week and nobody could access appts, anywhere.

And you are a big deal FTR. 8-)
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:35 am It's the bomb alright. System went down last week and nobody could access appts, anywhere.

And you are a big deal FTR. 8-)
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What a pain in the ass.
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