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Re: FML

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Animal wrote: Fri May 05, 2023 9:38 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 05, 2023 9:34 pm
Ricrude wrote: Fri May 05, 2023 11:42 am Is it too early to drink to his health?
It's 5 o' clock somewhere.

Surgery was 171 min. Morphine pump is getting a good workout.
when will you know the outcome?
Should have a rough idea by Monday.
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Back surgery and hiccups are not a good combo.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 4:28 am Back surgery and hiccups are not a good combo.
Hope you feel better soon. Keep smashing that pain meds button. :-D
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nerd_alert wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 4:43 am
stonedmegman wrote: Sat May 06, 2023 4:28 am Back surgery and hiccups are not a good combo.
Hope you feel better soon. Keep smashing that pain meds button. :-D
Trying to wear it out. :lol:
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Had me up and moving with a walker for 5 minutes. The air was blue. :oldtimer:
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rule34 wrote: Fri May 05, 2023 1:19 am I will pm you my address so your next of kin can send me your record player. I would also like to have your record collection.
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Had a fever and a couple bouts of vomiting. Figure it was due to the morphine. I hate that shit.
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I hope you have a speedy recovery.
I'm up early.
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Coming home today. Just an fyi for any pools that were running. :lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 1:47 pm Coming home today. Just an fyi for any pools that were running. :lol:
Sounds like all is going well. Congrats!
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So glad the surgery went well!!!
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Surgeon said it went well. Walking back/forth to the washroom, slowly, and without a walker. Main problem is getting up and down. Will be awhile before that improves. I might get stuck in my hammock but there could be worse places to get stuck. :lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Mon May 08, 2023 2:56 pm Surgeon said it went well. Walking back/forth to the washroom, slowly, and without a walker. Main problem is getting up and down. Will be awhile before that improves. I might get stuck in my hammock but there could be worse places to get stuck. :lol:
I've found that a bourbon IV will most likely cause that...rest well!
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Congrats, and heal up. But if something goes terribly wrong I want your maple syrup collection.
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Looks like a friggin zipper. :lol:

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my god!
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stonedmegman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 7:24 pm Looks like a friggin zipper. :lol:

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Did they forget to take out the baby?
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stonedmegman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 7:24 pm Looks like a friggin zipper. :lol:

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Yep...had about a hundred of those down the outside of my leg...good times!
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I had my staples out today. Final count was 24. The only one that hurt was the last one. She started at every other one and then worked back. I knew the last one would be a bitch as it felt like it was scabbed over. I hate being right. :lol:
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Yeah...they use that hand tool that looks like a staple remover...

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They extended your asscrack. Everyone is going to be thrilled when you bend over. Where's my orange font at....

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Geist wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 7:08 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 7:24 pm Looks like a friggin zipper. :lol:

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All in all, that's a pretty good incision and seems to be healing well. The BF has one from the bottom of his neck all through the thoracic spine.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 8:03 pm All in all, that's a pretty good incision and seems to be healing well. The BF has one from the bottom of his neck all through the thoracic spine.
There is a nurse that comes to my church and she said it was the best scar she has seen in a long time. 8-)
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 8:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue May 23, 2023 8:03 pm All in all, that's a pretty good incision and seems to be healing well. The BF has one from the bottom of his neck all through the thoracic spine.
There is a nurse that comes to my church and she said it was the best scar she has seen in a long time. 8-)
For real. You could get some vitamin E capsules and rub on it daily to help reduce the redness, but its not a bad scar.

What's that saying.... "Scars are like tattoos but with better stories" :)
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