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Who changed the Forum Title name- again? Have you considered what you think are "deep thoughts" may just be the workings of a superior mind?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 5:00 pm Who changed the Forum Title name- again? Have you considered what you think are "deep thoughts" may just me the workings of a superior mind?
You spelled "be" wrong.
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Thinking whatever you like is one immutable right you have on this board. Possibly the only one.
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Maybe the title should be "The Shallow End"?
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Meanwhile back at the outhouse things are piling up....
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FSchmertz wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:12 pm Maybe the title should be "The Shallow End"?
Or the "Swallow end"?..

Sorry, was too easy.
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We shit! Now CTC is going to try to live up to it.
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Antknot wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:05 pm We shit! Now CTC is going to try to live up to it.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:22 pm Meanwhile back at the outhouse things are piling up....
Speaking of outhouses... Near my house,actually about 100 yards from where the girl lived that pulled the train.You remember,the night Alvin "couldn't hold it bitch". There was a church and the church still had the old outhouse standing there. One of my friends had a girl sneak out one night to meet him at that outhouse so she snuck out and met him and he was trying to "get some" in the outhouse.The girl's mom or dad saw that she was sneaking out so they followed her. My friend told me he was sucking her tit and started to finger her and all of a sudden the outhouse door goes flying open,"what in the hell is going on here". My friend said he just took off running. That girl became miss mopar a few years later.
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Don't make me get all intellectual on your asses. It all goes back to Native Americans not seeing straight lines in nature.
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woohooguy wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:22 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:12 pm Maybe the title should be "The Shallow End"?
Or the "Swallow end"?..

Sorry, was too easy.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 5:19 pm Thinking whatever you like is one immutable right you have on this board. Possibly the only one.
I will admit the current UJR Admin/Modship is almost totally benign compared to old UJ. "You can't ban me-I didn't do anything". "Wanna bet?"
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jsdspif wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:33 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:22 pm Meanwhile back at the outhouse things are piling up....
Speaking of outhouses... Near my house,actually about 100 yards from where the girl lived that pulled the train.You remember,the night Alvin "couldn't hold it bitch". There was a church and the church still had the old outhouse standing there. One of my friends had a girl sneak out one night to meet him at that outhouse so she snuck out and met him and he was trying to "get some" in the outhouse.The girl's mom or dad saw that she was sneaking out so they followed her. My friend told me he was sucking her tit and started to finger her and all of a sudden the outhouse door goes flying open,"what in the hell is going on here". My friend said he just took off running. That girl became miss mopar a few years later.
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You lick the TV to try to taste the food don't you.
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CTC with his own subforum?

Did he develop a translator for jbirds posts or something?
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saltydog wrote: Sun Dec 04, 2022 2:03 am CTC with his own subforum?

Did he develop a translator for jbirds posts or something?
I speak fluent hick/druggie/awkward.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:01 pm
jsdspif wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:33 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:22 pm Meanwhile back at the outhouse things are piling up....
Speaking of outhouses... Near my house,actually about 100 yards from where the girl lived that pulled the train.You remember,the night Alvin "couldn't hold it bitch". There was a church and the church still had the old outhouse standing there. One of my friends had a girl sneak out one night to meet him at that outhouse so she snuck out and met him and he was trying to "get some" in the outhouse.The girl's mom or dad saw that she was sneaking out so they followed her. My friend told me he was sucking her tit and started to finger her and all of a sudden the outhouse door goes flying open,"what in the hell is going on here". My friend said he just took off running. That girl became miss mopar a few years later.
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HowieTheHissyFit wrote: Sun Dec 04, 2022 3:22 am
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 5:19 pm Thinking whatever you like is one immutable right you have on this board. Possibly the only one.
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woohooguy wrote: Mon Dec 05, 2022 10:38 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:01 pm
jsdspif wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:33 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Dec 03, 2022 8:22 pm Meanwhile back at the outhouse things are piling up....
Speaking of outhouses... Near my house,actually about 100 yards from where the girl lived that pulled the train.You remember,the night Alvin "couldn't hold it bitch". There was a church and the church still had the old outhouse standing there. One of my friends had a girl sneak out one night to meet him at that outhouse so she snuck out and met him and he was trying to "get some" in the outhouse.The girl's mom or dad saw that she was sneaking out so they followed her. My friend told me he was sucking her tit and started to finger her and all of a sudden the outhouse door goes flying open,"what in the hell is going on here". My friend said he just took off running. That girl became miss mopar a few years later.
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JC. Some Mod/Admin decides to rename this whole sub-forum under my supposed name, and the whole thing goes to pure shit in 2 weeks. Lamest threads/postings ever. Scared all the female UJR's away. Scraping the barrel around here. And can Christmas get here soon enough so we can shovel this whole crap mid-2000's busting lights/ weird ass trajectory snowflakes into history's dustbin? I can't believe Mike Leach died.
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Its a good thing mods dont let CTC's posts under their skin
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Guess it's time to boycott the name brand.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Dec 15, 2022 3:58 am And can Christmas get here soon enough so we can shovel this whole crap mid-2000's busting lights/ weird ass trajectory snowflakes into history's dustbin?
Still newer and better looking than Howie's countertops.
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