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What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.

what power readers are you on? 1.25+? do you use the blue blockers to help with the computer screen glare (or whatever they say they do?)

how do you conceal your nipples from the random strangers you see out in public in those chilly north eastern winter days?

I think they're like 1.15 - I just put on several at the CVS and looked at my phone until things weren't fuzzy. I stopped wearing them when I felt like they were giving me a tumor. They have the blue light blocker, but I like my other ones for the computer.

Regarding the nipples thing, mainly by not leaving my house. Still working from home and I don't get out much in winter. I'm fucking boring lately.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.

For some reason, I read all of that and "no bra since Summer" was the only thing I remembered

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:18 am what power readers are you on? 1.25+? do you use the blue blockers to help with the computer screen glare (or whatever they say they do?)

how do you conceal your nipples from the random strangers you see out in public in those chilly north eastern winter days?

I think they're like 1.15 - I just put on several at the CVS and looked at my phone until things weren't fuzzy. I stopped wearing them when I felt like they were giving me a tumor. They have the blue light blocker, but I like my other ones for the computer.

Regarding the nipples thing, mainly by not leaving my house. Still working from home and I don't get out much in winter. I'm fucking boring lately.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE EVERYTHING'S ALREADY FALLING APART!!!

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:32 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:11 am What's new? Any new stories or inside jokes I need to know? I've not added anything to my UJ Exel Spreadsheet in a while. Resolutions? Did you guys have a nice fall? Or holidays?

The BF decided to do kitchen demo before Christmas so I was not in a jolly mood which was appropriate for turning 4fucking5.

That's it. Fun time is over. I picked up reading glasses (which have only caused a headache and eye twitching), cut my hair, and moved into comfortable pants. I've not put a bra on since the summer so there's that.

Also I'm 17 days into dry January which feels incredible to be honest.

Edited to add: NSFW tag to just be a pain in the ass.

For some reason, I read all of that and "no bra since Summer" was the only thing I remembered

I know.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:39 am I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE EVERYTHING'S ALREADY FALLING APART!!!

See what happens when you leave for awhile. Everything falls apart. Don't do that.

Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:43 am

disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:39 am I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE EVERYTHING'S ALREADY FALLING APART!!!

See what happens when you leave for awhile. Everything falls apart. Don't do that.

They've moved all my buttons around, I can never find anything when I come back.

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:48 am Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

I'll def hit him up for spanks thanks!!

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:48 am Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

you forgot browsing options for feminine products.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:12 am

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:48 am Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

you forgot browsing options for feminine products.

You can fill in in a consulting capacity.

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:19 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:12 am

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:48 am Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

you forgot browsing options for feminine products.

You can fill in in a consulting capacity.

A douche-bag?

45?

How much sag?

Welcome back

Good to see you back Disco. I have been having issues with my contacts since i got a new prescription. I got hot with the "you should think about bifocals" line.

Animal wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 1:48 am Oh. And if you need to talk to anyone about underwire bras or spanx or lip gloss, saltydog is a new member.

Nice try moron. smart ass bitch knows better.

Do you know about the changes?

BRR gave the site over to some guy nobody's ever heard of and they made me a super secret Mod. I dont really have any buttons or anything but they said they're working on that. That was awhile ago. I'm starting to think it might not be true.

Howie is still a creepy whiny bitch.

Welcome back

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:21 am Do you know about the changes?

BRR gave the site over to some guy nobody's ever heard of and they made me a super secret Mod. I dont really have any buttons or anything but they said they're working on that. That was awhile ago. I'm starting to think it might not be true.

Yes I saw that the torch was handed off. It must be a little relief to not have this responsibility lol. Super secret mod huh?

Who wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:50 am 45?

How much sag?

Welcome back

45. I can't even believe it. The whole "do you feel older" thing .. yes. I feel older. Boobs....waistband. I'm over it. Trying to stay hot and sexy is fucking exhausting. I'm ready to let go and knit.

Blast wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:47 am Good to see you back Disco. I have been having issues with my contacts since i got a new prescription. I got hot with the "you should think about bifocals" line.

Contacts? Eff that noise.

On a side note I use those cool things you sent me while ago; the twisted S hook hands my robe and the bottle opener opens a hutch with a broken handle!

Which one of you guys made me sick? Fever, chills, hella body aches, cough. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

(biker rejoices)

disco.moon wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 3:51 pm Which one of you guys made me sick? Fever, chills, hella body aches, cough. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

(biker rejoices)

is your chest warm to the touch?

Hi smart ass bitch, come back to gloat over winning the stock market thread?