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I'm up early.
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Wait.....what??????
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We're gonna need to get a confirmation on this, although this will make me look even more unfit than I already am...............




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Biker wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 3:58 pm We're gonna need to get a confirmation on this, although this will make me look even more unfit than I already am...............




DM? :|
Yeah, she didn't tell us anything about this? Have we been hoodwinked?
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Are you guys being serious right now? Do you really think that we do all that spinning? Of course they spend LOL.

They actually have a little pin that goes in the bottom in which you can make it spin or make it not spin. The majority of the time they are spinning.
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If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 7:05 pm Are you guys being serious right now? Do you really think that we do all that spinning? Of course they spend LOL.

They actually have a little pin that goes in the bottom in which you can make it spin or make it not spin. The majority of the time they are spinning.
Interesting. I really did not know that
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Biker wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 2:31 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 7:05 pm Are you guys being serious right now? Do you really think that we do all that spinning? Of course they spend LOL.

They actually have a little pin that goes in the bottom in which you can make it spin or make it not spin. The majority of the time they are spinning.
Interesting. I really did not know that
Cool! It's always good to stay learning as one ages.
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The entirety of UJR after this:

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There’s a pole?
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OMG...
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 2:31 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 2:31 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 7:05 pm Are you guys being serious right now? Do you really think that we do all that spinning? Of course they spend LOL.

They actually have a little pin that goes in the bottom in which you can make it spin or make it not spin. The majority of the time they are spinning.

Interesting. I really did not know that
Cool! It's always good to stay learning as one ages.
In our defense, we watch the hot bodies spinning, not the physics of the pole.
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 12:21 pm
I approve this hot mess!
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 1:58 pm
I am not O.K. learning this.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 12:21 pm
Holy shit, I've never seen a retarded girl try it.

Now see, THAT pole DOESN'T spin.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 28, 2023 3:02 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 12:21 pm
Holy shit, I've never seen a retarded girl try it.

Now see, THAT pole DOESN'T spin.
I believe it is supposed to be a "mockumentary"




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Yeah I kind of put that together when I saw her "actually do it" at the end. It's nice that she can show how she uses her T&A in golf and not something nasty insulatious like stripping. For her!!
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She's an idiot.
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I'm up early.
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That bitch needs an exorcism.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 2:40 pm That bitch needs an exorcism.
Pretty impressive upper body strength
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disco.moon wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 2:40 pm That bitch needs an exorcism.
I bet that would have got some great tips at the club!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 3:42 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 29, 2023 2:40 pm That bitch needs an exorcism.
I bet that would have got some great tips at the club!
Most definitely. Long long ago, I worked and was roommates with a girl who was a gymnast in high school. She was not pretty at all in the face and had actually suffered some accident as a child that messed up one of her eyes so she always covered her face with her hair like Lana Lake lol.

Anyway she did amazing, gymnast-like bends, leg spreads, and she could climb the pole to the very top (which was about 20' up) and then slide down upside down incredibly fast - to where it looked like she was about to hit the stage,
but she would catch herself in the last minute with her arms and do this scissor thing with her legs. She wore red patent leather most times with chains and hoops and stuff and pay stuff like "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy and stuff I mean she was incredible - real name was Jessica but she performed under "Raven".

/stripper story
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