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Ever had Wood Milk?

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No.

But I definitely would like to have Aubrey Plaza.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 1:48 pm No.

But I definitely would like to have Aubrey Plaza.
I bet she would be really fun on pizza night!
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Ricrude wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 3:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 1:48 pm No.

But I definitely would like to have Aubrey Plaza.
I bet she would be really fun on pizza night!
Imagine a threesome with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick!
The quirkiness levels would be off the charts!!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 5:44 pm
Ricrude wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 3:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 1:48 pm No.

But I definitely would like to have Aubrey Plaza.
I bet she would be really fun on pizza night!
Imagine a threesome with Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick!
The quirkiness levels would be off the charts!!! 8-) 8-) 8-)
Thinking Abigail Spenser...she seems like she has a freak factor...! Or maybe Haley Atwell...my spidey sense is tingling!
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I'll drink it as much as I do cow milk
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This thread title made me think of Evan Rachel Wood

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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:22 am I'll drink it as much as I do cow milk
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:22 am I'll drink it as much as I do cow milk
You're awesome!
Meaning not at all lol. I HATE milk.

Exceptions - in cereal or with oreos or brownies. Someone would have to put a gun to my head for me to drink a whole glass.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:53 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:22 am I'll drink it as much as I do cow milk
You're awesome!
Meaning not at all lol. I HATE milk.

Exceptions - in cereal or with oreos or brownies. Someone would have to put a gun to my head for me to drink a whole glass.
It is the perfect delivery system for the above...love Oreos!
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:57 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:53 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 12:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:22 am I'll drink it as much as I do cow milk
You're awesome!
Meaning not at all lol. I HATE milk.

Exceptions - in cereal or with oreos or brownies. Someone would have to put a gun to my head for me to drink a whole glass.
It is the perfect delivery system for the above...love Oreos!
Oreos or chocolate chip cookies dipped in milk are proof God loves us.
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milk is gross. i never understood why anyone would drink the tit juice from a cow let alone any other animal like a dog or a cat. thankfully i have been allergic to it since birth.
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Also not a milk drinker, but I love cheese and put half and half in my coffee.
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i dont like eggs either. however, i will eat stuff that was made with eggs and or milk. However, straight out of the chicken's ass or the cow's tit isn't happening.
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I go through a couple gallons a week of milk. I showed down on the booze and rarely drink soda. Ok, I slowed down on the hard stuff but beer is always on my other anvil. I'd give Audrey Plaza my wood milk.
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