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Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 10:53 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Take your vehicle to an auto shop for some work
You tell the owner "It's no big rush"
What you meant- If you have someone with an emergency, just do it this afternoon
What they hear- shove the vehicle onto the back lot and we will deal with it next week

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:52 pm
by Reservoir Dog
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Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm
by stonedmegman
A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:57 pm
by saltydog
But what shall he do when he can't find his 710 cap?

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 2:39 am
by Blast
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
Some men can't fit their fucking hands into the cramped engine bays any more. I'll pay someone to work on those tight spots.

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 2:40 am
by Blast
saltydog wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:57 pm But what shall he do when he can't find his 710 cap?
You can loan him your butt plug.

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:45 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:12 pm
by stonedmegman
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:45 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.
Was that after the first or second 6-pack?

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:29 am
by CentralTexasCrude
stonedmegman wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 10:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Sep 01, 2023 9:45 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 31, 2023 11:56 pm A real man doesn't bring his car to the shop.
I've got to put mine in soon. They have the equipment, not me. I hit a curb pretty hard a week ago. It's really shaking at highway speeds. Need an alignment.
Was that after the first or second 6-pack?
Stoner always remembers to use the correct oil- 710
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Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:45 am
by Animal
it looks like that little bird had a light bulb moment when he realized it was 710.

Re: Things you never say: What you meant/ What they hear

Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:00 am
by stonedmegman
Animal wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 12:45 am it looks like that little bird had a light bulb moment when he realized it was 710.
His Google skills are second to none.