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How's everybody doing? And since I'm out of the loop, what happened to UJ?
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Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:59 am How's everybody doing? And since I'm out of the loop, what happened to UJ?
Apparently it's turned gay and a lot of people are coming out of the closet now, like Quint. Whatever floats their boats I guess.
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Nice fuckin tits
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captquint wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:02 pm Nice fuckin tits
Thanks, I guess. They're my wife's.
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Biker wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:00 pm A blast from the past! Welcome!
Thanks. So, what happened to UJ? Can I get a non-abridged version?
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Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:51 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:00 pm A blast from the past! Welcome!
Thanks. So, what happened to UJ? Can I get a non-abridged version?
FSF reported the site to the FCC and it got shut down.
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Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:51 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:00 pm A blast from the past! Welcome!
Thanks. So, what happened to UJ? Can I get a non-abridged version?
The original UJ just went offline one day over a year ago. Many emails to Hoover got no response.

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Many of us rallied on reddit

https://old.reddit.com/r/UselessJunkForum/

Big Red Retard created a new page that lasted almost a year but got taken down by the host after FSF complained that the certificate expired leading to a non secure status in the URL bar. Seems that the host did not allow pornography. So UJ was gone again till BRR got this site up in running in record time.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:05 pm The AV is NSFW. Would you be kind enough to fix it?
Totally.
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How did you find us?
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Blast wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:42 pm How did you find us?
Googled "uselessjunk".
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:05 pm The AV is NSFW. Would you be kind enough to fix it?
I do understand, but I hate you so much right now.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:56 pm
Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:51 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:00 pm A blast from the past! Welcome!
Thanks. So, what happened to UJ? Can I get a non-abridged version?
FSF reported the site to the FCC and it got shut down.
:lol:
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Phlebitis wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:51 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:00 pm A blast from the past! Welcome!
Thanks. So, what happened to UJ? Can I get a non-abridged version?
Sept 2012, Hoover begged for monetary help. Donations from members poured in. December 2012, site went totally dark for almost a month. Back up and not a week later, Hoover was bragging about his new expensive pool outside of Atlanta he just had installed. 5 years of mayhem and downward spiral ensued resulting in Hoov giving everybody the finger in Nov 2017.
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Then everybody on a daily basis kept checking to see when it would be back up. Then monthly, then 1/2 years. Unbeknownst to most, BRR had stepped into the breach and started another UJ- UJR. And to the amazement of everyone, everything actually worked on the site. Most old timers like myself were stunned to be able to go through a site error free. Then UJR I crashed a couple of weeks ago. UJRII just started up a few days ago (back to the zero) and now BRR is freaking everybody out with his new horror AV. Now we wonder about BRR's sanity and if he will ask for donations and install his own expensive pool. That concise enough?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:58 pm Then everybody on a daily basis kept checking to see when it would be back up. Then monthly, then 1/2 years. Unbeknownst to most, BRR had stepped into the breach and started another UJ- UJR. And to the amazement of everyone, everything actually worked on the site. Most old timers like myself were stunned to be able to go through a site error free. Then UJR I crashed a couple of weeks ago. UJRII just started up a few days ago (back to the zero) and now BRR is freaking everybody out with his new horror AV. Now we wonder about BRR's sanity and if he will ask for donations and install his own expensive pool. That concise enough?
Yes, that'll do. Thanks. So, what big names have joined the party? Have WooHooGuy or Who found us yet? Beachgirl? Daisychain? Geist? What about that guy who always sceamed "DIE NOOB SCUM!"?
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Thanks for the summation.
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Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:07 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:58 pm Then everybody on a daily basis kept checking to see when it would be back up. Then monthly, then 1/2 years. Unbeknownst to most, BRR had stepped into the breach and started another UJ- UJR. And to the amazement of everyone, everything actually worked on the site. Most old timers like myself were stunned to be able to go through a site error free. Then UJR I crashed a couple of weeks ago. UJRII just started up a few days ago (back to the zero) and now BRR is freaking everybody out with his new horror AV. Now we wonder about BRR's sanity and if he will ask for donations and install his own expensive pool. That concise enough?
Yes, that'll do. Thanks. So, what big names have joined the party? Have WooHooGuy or Who found us yet? Beachgirl? Daisychain? Geist? What about that guy who always sceamed "DIE NOOB SCUM!"?
WooHooGuy is here occasionally, he's even a mod.
Amazingly Who never found us.
Beachgirl was posting with Slapaho for a while but I haven't seen her recently.
Daisychain - who's that?
Geist - is here, he joined just recently
DIE NOOB SCUM - SteelHeadOn - never found us either.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:16 pm
Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:07 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:58 pm Then everybody on a daily basis kept checking to see when it would be back up. Then monthly, then 1/2 years. Unbeknownst to most, BRR had stepped into the breach and started another UJ- UJR. And to the amazement of everyone, everything actually worked on the site. Most old timers like myself were stunned to be able to go through a site error free. Then UJR I crashed a couple of weeks ago. UJRII just started up a few days ago (back to the zero) and now BRR is freaking everybody out with his new horror AV. Now we wonder about BRR's sanity and if he will ask for donations and install his own expensive pool. That concise enough?
Yes, that'll do. Thanks. So, what big names have joined the party? Have WooHooGuy or Who found us yet? Beachgirl? Daisychain? Geist? What about that guy who always sceamed "DIE NOOB SCUM!"?
WooHooGuy is here occasionally, he's even a mod.
Amazingly Who never found us.
Beachgirl was posting with Slapaho for a while but I haven't seen her recently.
Daisychain - who's that?
Geist - is here, he joined just recently
DIE NOOB SCUM - SteelHeadOn - never found us either.
I might have the name wrong on Daisychain. It was a woman, definitely started with the letter D. Something to do with flowers... I'd know it if I heard it.
I forgot Steelheadon was "DIE NOOB SCUM" guy. I had a different name in mind. "BulletOn"? "BullOn"? "BoltOn"?
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Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:03 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:16 pm
Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:07 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:58 pm Then everybody on a daily basis kept checking to see when it would be back up. Then monthly, then 1/2 years. Unbeknownst to most, BRR had stepped into the breach and started another UJ- UJR. And to the amazement of everyone, everything actually worked on the site. Most old timers like myself were stunned to be able to go through a site error free. Then UJR I crashed a couple of weeks ago. UJRII just started up a few days ago (back to the zero) and now BRR is freaking everybody out with his new horror AV. Now we wonder about BRR's sanity and if he will ask for donations and install his own expensive pool. That concise enough?
Yes, that'll do. Thanks. So, what big names have joined the party? Have WooHooGuy or Who found us yet? Beachgirl? Daisychain? Geist? What about that guy who always sceamed "DIE NOOB SCUM!"?
WooHooGuy is here occasionally, he's even a mod.
Amazingly Who never found us.
Beachgirl was posting with Slapaho for a while but I haven't seen her recently.
Daisychain - who's that?
Geist - is here, he joined just recently
DIE NOOB SCUM - SteelHeadOn - never found us either.
I might have the name wrong on Daisychain. It was a woman, definitely started with the letter D. Something to do with flowers... I'd know it if I heard it.
I forgot Steelheadon was "DIE NOOB SCUM" guy. I had a different name in mind. "BulletOn"? "BullOn"? "BoltOn"?
Deadpetals? She's here
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That sounds about right. A bit chubby, with nice tits?
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Phlebitis wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 8:48 pm That sounds about right. A bit chubby, with nice tits?
Yup, I know her irl she told me about this place. Great fucking tits
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DP isn't chubby....she gives chubbies
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Stapes wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:45 pm DP isn't chubby....she gives chubbies
You don't know that for sure. It's been months since she's posted her picture here and even the ones before that were all distorted, fuzzy or just were close ups of her boobs. My guess is that she and Ev are pretty chubby these days and are jumping the shark. Let's face it, they're pretty old now. I recommend we go out and try to find some young chicks to post here at UJ, like under the age of 25. What do we have to lose? It's not like Ev or DP post their pictures here anymore.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:51 pm My guess is that she and Ev are pretty chubby these days and are jumping the shark.
Your wife beat them to it ... so STFU !!!!
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:51 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:45 pm DP isn't chubby....she gives chubbies
You don't know that for sure. It's been months since she's posted her picture here and even the ones before that were all distorted, fuzzy or just were close ups of her boobs. My guess is that she and Ev are pretty chubby these days and are jumping the shark. Let's face it, they're pretty old now. I recommend we go out and try to find some young chicks to post here at UJ, like under the age of 25. What do we have to lose? It's not like Ev or DP post their pictures here anymore.


Yes.....all those young chicks lining up at the door.....lol
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