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I’m thinking of opening a marital arts studio.

I could hire ex strippers and grannies to be the instructors.

The course includes

Blowjobs and sandwich making,

but what other skills do potential brides need?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 18, 2023 11:12 am
Awesome...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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She reminds me of my next ex wife.
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wearing a skirt was a nice touch.
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1.) Dont leave your millions of fucking shoes all over the fucking house.
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Don't ask me, I couldn't get the first one to work correctly.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 24, 2023 10:41 am
Saucy, fun and smart

Might not be the hottest chick out there, but she'd be a blast on a date I bet.
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