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What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 4:17 amShort
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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2023 9:35 pm Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?
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I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:10 am I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
I'm thinking that would be a while polar bear
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nerd_alert wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:29 am
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:10 am I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?
I'm thinking that would be a while polar bear
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The only place you can hike 3 miles south, then east for 3 miles, then north for 3 miles and end up back at your starting point is the North Pole. Polar bears are the only bears that live at the North Pole, and they are white.
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What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:40 am What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
They are homonyms of themselves.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 6:30 am
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:40 am What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
They are homonyms of themselves.
No
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 7:15 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 6:30 am
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:40 am What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
They are homonyms of themselves.
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No, he's correct. There's more than one correct answer to your teaser.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:40 am What is special about these words: job, polish, herb?
They have proper noun equivalents.
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They are all pronounced differently if there is a capital letter at the beginning.
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A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:52 pm A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:52 pm A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass.
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What makes this number unique: 8,549,176,320?
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:05 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:52 pm A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass.
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That's an old one.
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