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The Perfect Christmas Gift

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...for me anyway. I am incredibly blessed and dont really want or need anything but...

I assume many of you are like me. Our family doesnt know what to get us for Christmas because if we need or want something throughout the year we usually just go get it.

So I came up with this idea while folding my laundry and getting incredibly irritated pairing up the multitude of different brands of athletic socks I've acquired over the years:

Get me about 20 pairs of the SAME high quality socks. BOOM! Laundry is way easier and faster as all of my socks will now be identical. Perfect for the kids as its not that expensive and its easy to accomplish.
Donate my current supply to the needy and everyone is happy!

Heres a naked girl in socks:

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I think the needy for used socks is limited to teenage boys
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Who was it here that used to post pics of naked girls in socks?
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And why did they stop?
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Donate your used socks? Well that’s mighty white of ya’ :lol: ;)
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Biker donates his used underwear.
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rule34 wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 2:47 pm Who was it here that used to post pics of naked girls in socks?
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Biker wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 3:46 pm Donate your used socks? Well that’s mighty white of ya’ :lol: ;)
Sure. I know it sounds funny but laundered and in good shape? I promise you there are needy families or homeless folks that would appreciate them.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 02, 2023 3:09 am ...for me anyway. I am incredibly blessed and dont really want or need anything but...

I assume many of you are like me. Our family doesnt know what to get us for Christmas because if we need or want something throughout the year we usually just go get it.

So I came up with this idea while folding my laundry and getting incredibly irritated pairing up the multitude of different brands of athletic socks I've acquired over the years:

Get me about 20 pairs of the SAME high quality socks. BOOM! Laundry is way easier and faster as all of my socks will now be identical. Perfect for the kids as its not that expensive and its easy to accomplish.
Donate my current supply to the needy and everyone is happy!

Heres a naked girl in socks:

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You know, you guys could send me her for Christmas and I wouldn't complain.
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Governor Newsom CANCELS Christmas tree lighting ceremony after threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian activists

California Governor Gavin Newsom has cancelled the annual Christmas tree lighting in Sacramento as a protest against Israel was scheduled by the Regional Coalition for Palestinian Rights had declared their intention to hold a protest on Tuesday during the tree lighting.

The group has been calling for a ceasefire, which had been in effect for a few days until Hamas refused to abide by the terms of the ceasefire agreement. The group also said they wanted to "out Gov. Gavin Newsom for hiding from the public because he doesn't want to face their anger at his shameful stance in regard to the genocide in Gaza."
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Biker wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:41 pm
Governor Newsom CANCELS Christmas tree lighting ceremony after threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian activists

California Governor Gavin Newsom has cancelled the annual Christmas tree lighting in Sacramento as a protest against Israel was scheduled by the Regional Coalition for Palestinian Rights had declared their intention to hold a protest on Tuesday during the tree lighting.

The group has been calling for a ceasefire, which had been in effect for a few days until Hamas refused to abide by the terms of the ceasefire agreement. The group also said they wanted to "out Gov. Gavin Newsom for hiding from the public because he doesn't want to face their anger at his shameful stance in regard to the genocide in Gaza."
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Biker wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:41 pm
Governor Newsom CANCELS Christmas tree lighting ceremony after threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian activists

California Governor Gavin Newsom has cancelled the annual Christmas tree lighting in Sacramento as a protest against Israel was scheduled by the Regional Coalition for Palestinian Rights had declared their intention to hold a protest on Tuesday during the tree lighting.

The group has been calling for a ceasefire, which had been in effect for a few days until Hamas refused to abide by the terms of the ceasefire agreement. The group also said they wanted to "out Gov. Gavin Newsom for hiding from the public because he doesn't want to face their anger at his shameful stance in regard to the genocide in Gaza."
Jeez, dude... give it a rest. :roll:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:43 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:41 pm
Governor Newsom CANCELS Christmas tree lighting ceremony after threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian activists

California Governor Gavin Newsom has cancelled the annual Christmas tree lighting in Sacramento as a protest against Israel was scheduled by the Regional Coalition for Palestinian Rights had declared their intention to hold a protest on Tuesday during the tree lighting.

The group has been calling for a ceasefire, which had been in effect for a few days until Hamas refused to abide by the terms of the ceasefire agreement. The group also said they wanted to "out Gov. Gavin Newsom for hiding from the public because he doesn't want to face their anger at his shameful stance in regard to the genocide in Gaza."
Jeez, dude... give it a rest. :roll:
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Biker wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:41 pm
Governor Newsom CANCELS Christmas tree lighting ceremony after threats of disruption by pro-Palestinian activists

California Governor Gavin Newsom has cancelled the annual Christmas tree lighting in Sacramento as a protest against Israel was scheduled by the Regional Coalition for Palestinian Rights had declared their intention to hold a protest on Tuesday during the tree lighting.

The group has been calling for a ceasefire, which had been in effect for a few days until Hamas refused to abide by the terms of the ceasefire agreement. The group also said they wanted to "out Gov. Gavin Newsom for hiding from the public because he doesn't want to face their anger at his shameful stance in regard to the genocide in Gaza."
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