Rembrandt - At Auction

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Rembrandt - At Auction

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They are auctioning off a scandalous sketch by Rembrandt. Drawn in 1646, it is unusual in how sexually explicit it is. But it is unusual in another way. See if you can find it.

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Art historians agree that this sketch has a bit of rizz.
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Gay.
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Biker is going to be outraged!
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necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:01 pmGay.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:04 pm Biker is going to be outraged!
look at the picture and don't think about gay stuff.
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There seems to be an extra arm.
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for those of you that aren't art historians, like me, the one on the bottom is a woman and the one on top is a man. Now, what is odd about the picture?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:06 pm There seems to be an extra arm.
yes!!
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So the answer is that the image has the original picture reversed is not the correct one. ;)

In case some folks need a few extra pixels to figure it out (right-click and open in new tab):

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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:07 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:06 pm There seems to be an extra arm.
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