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Now that disco is back

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What lame ways are you lot going to try and convince her to get naked again.
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I'm not. She'll do it if/when she wants.

Surprises are the best. 8-)
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1. Don’t tell Howie she’s back.
2. Don’t be creepy. (See rule 1)
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stonedmegman wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:14 am I'm not. She'll do it if/when she wants.

Surprises are the best. 8-)
This is not serious. Basically make up stupid ridiculous rube Goldberg style ways.
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necronomous wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:06 am
stonedmegman wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:14 am I'm not. She'll do it if/when she wants.

Surprises are the best. 8-)
This is not serious. Basically make up stupid ridiculous rube Goldberg style ways.
I seriously want to see more of Disco naked
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Psh,I ain't seen nothing convincing. No one's even sent money yet.






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Hey Disco! If you show me your ta-ta's I have a magic potion that will get your BF to start eating white eggs!!! :D
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:05 pm Hey Disco! If you show me your ta-ta's I have a magic potion that will get your BF to start eating white eggs!!! :D
:lol: that might interest me
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I may know where there is a 18th century abandoned plantation home that once housed a wealthy aristocrat and his family. The legend is that the man made his fortune smuggling gold from south america. Because his wealth was ill gotten he could not invest it or even put it into a bank. He built several vaults on his property to store his fortune. His family died suddenly from a wave of small pox and much of his fortune was never recovered. I might be persuaded to turnover the location of the ruins of his former home which has been overtaken by vegetation and decay.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:05 pm Hey Disco! If you show me your ta-ta's I have a magic potion that will get your BF to start eating white eggs!!! :D
Pfft. She likes tomb stuff so I'm gonna start raiding mausoleums and sending it to her. 8-)
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Hey Disco, got anything fancy you might want one of these for?

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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:34 am I may know where there is a 18th century abandoned plantation home that once housed a wealthy aristocrat and his family. The legend is that the man made his fortune smuggling gold from south america. Because his wealth was ill gotten he could not invest it or even put it into a bank. He built several vaults on his property to store his fortune. His family died suddenly from a wave of small pox and much of his fortune was never recovered. I might be persuaded to turnover the location of the ruins of his former home which has been overtaken by vegetation and decay.
Hmmm now that's up me alley! (I'm practicing Irish dialect) I like how they say "third like turd" 🤣
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Blast wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:08 am Hey Disco, got anything fancy you might want one of these for?

Well, I don't need an abortion so I guess not.
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:18 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:08 am Hey Disco, got anything fancy you might want one of these for?

Well, I don't need an abortion so I guess not.
What, you don't want those to rip holes in your clothes?
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necronomous wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:12 am What lame ways are you lot going to try and convince her to get naked again.
Ask politely. "May we please see your tits...and anything else you may wish to share?"
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:34 am I may know where there is a 18th century abandoned plantation home that once housed a wealthy aristocrat and his family. The legend is that the man made his fortune smuggling gold from south america. Because his wealth was ill gotten he could not invest it or even put it into a bank. He built several vaults on his property to store his fortune. His family died suddenly from a wave of small pox and much of his fortune was never recovered. I might be persuaded to turnover the location of the ruins of his former home which has been overtaken by vegetation and decay.
Make it a search for gold horror movie with Gary Oldman as the Ghostly Wealthy Aristocrat that dispatches said adventurers with a double-sided axe and other nefarious devices from the 18th century...done before but would be $$$ in the bank.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:27 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:12 am What lame ways are you lot going to try and convince her to get naked again.
Ask politely. "May we please see your tits...and anything else you may wish to share?"
Booooooooo. Boring
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necronomous wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:43 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:27 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:12 am What lame ways are you lot going to try and convince her to get naked again.
Ask politely. "May we please see your tits...and anything else you may wish to share?"
Booooooooo. Boring
Not if it gets her to share.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:46 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:43 pm
Ricrude wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 12:27 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 4:12 am What lame ways are you lot going to try and convince her to get naked again.
Ask politely. "May we please see your tits...and anything else you may wish to share?"
Booooooooo. Boring
Not if it gets her to share.
Silly rabbits sharing is over. I'm stingey (?) and too old. :lol: I turned a whopping 46 on Christmas!
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This thread is entertaining however
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:48 am This thread is entertaining however
This thread is my lame attempt. :biggrin:
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If Geist can get this CD into the drive........... without using his hands........ then Disco must show us her tits.

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Animal wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:28 pm If Geist can get this CD into the drive........... without using his hands........ then Disco must show us her tits.

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I see Geist has slimmed down.
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BigChiefin wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:28 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:28 pm If Geist can get this CD into the drive........... without using his hands........ then Disco must show us her tits.

* drum roll *




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I see Geist has slimmed down.
he said he's getting ready for swim suit season.
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disco.moon wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:48 am This thread is entertaining however
More entertaining if...ya know...

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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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