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Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:12 am
by Weavagra
Seriously GTFOI. Food is supposed to touch and mix together.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:42 am
by Antknot
Is this a Jimmy Stewart movie?

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:20 pm
by BigChiefin
Weavagra wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:12 am Seriously GTFOI. Food is supposed to touch and mix together.
Agreed. It's all headed to the same place so why the fuck can't it touch on a plate?

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 12:33 pm
by Bluespruce1964
Finally, a serious topic!

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:08 pm
by Reservoir Dog
I think it all depends on how advanced your OCD is.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:48 pm
by Antknot
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:08 pm I think it all depends on how advanced your OCD is.
When you start referring to it as CDO to accommodate your need to alphabetize

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 1:51 pm
by Animal
i had a couple of cousins with this mental disorder. they were emotional wrecks at thanksgiving.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:38 pm
by QillerDaemon
Having some form of OCD is a real bitch. It never makes sense to those without it, but it certainly does to the person with it.

Yes, the food gets mixed in the stomach, but it's an entirely different thing while it's still sitting on the plate. Don't make sense of it.

I've known people with this and other kinds of OCD, I've had my own form, don't try to make sense of it, just don't.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:06 pm
by Geist
Some looney fucks don't even mix in their chili toppings. The absolute best way to eat chili is when everything is a cheesy chili cracker paste.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:12 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Geist wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:06 pm Some looney fucks don't even mix in their chili toppings. The absolute best way to eat chili is when everything is a cheesy chili cracker paste.
Fuckin' EH !!!
My wife thinks I'm crazy when I stir cheese into my chili.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:14 pm
by Animal
its required to mix your refried beans and your mexican rice together until its the consistency of drywall spackle.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:27 pm
by rule34
Jello should be served in a separate dish, it does not meld well with anything.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:29 pm
by Reservoir Dog
rule34 wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:27 pm Jello should be served in a separate dish, it does not meld well with anything.
I was probably 10 years old the last time I ate Jello. :lol:

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:55 pm
by Antknot
Jell-O salads with pockets of cottage cheese floating in them like pockets of pus are not appetizing at all.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:26 pm
by jsdspif
we had a kid in 5th grade that came to our school and when we had something like hamburgers,beets,corn,chocolate pudding etc for hot lunch he would put everything onto the burger and eat it just to freak people out.The best thing about the kid was I played baseball with him,peewee league or whatever and his mom was smoking hot. Kind of had that farrah fawcett hair (on her head) going but more developed body,so she'd come to the games wearing next to nothing like short shorts and almost see through halter tops. I always was "riding the bench" but I remember hearing the other mothers seated behind me (oh that's disgusting,she shouldn't even be out in public like that". But boy did us guys enjoy it. Unfortunately I don't even think he stayed at our school for all of 5th grade.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm
by disco.moon
I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:49 pm
by Reservoir Dog
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am
by peterosehaircut
My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:24 am
by CHEEZY17
Casseroles must be a bitch for people like that.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:18 am
by stonedmegman
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:
It was a Toronto tampon one. They paid her to take it.

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:23 am
by disco.moon
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:49 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:40 pm I like mine on a blender and then I put it on my Stanley cup and drink it like a real American. Bunch pansies round these parts.
How many thousands of dollars did that Stanley cup cost you? :lol:
This but a joke. I still use my fancy Starbucks cups that my son got while he worked at Starbucks lol Why the hell is my "in" "on" .

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:24 am
by disco.moon
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:35 pm
by stonedmegman
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:24 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!
And the sausage and the ham.....

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:22 pm
by Geist
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:35 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:24 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2024 7:27 am My only issue is breakfast, my pancakes or waffles must be on a separate plate, my maple syrup absolutely cannot touch any thing else. When I see someone dip their bacon or sausage patties in syrup I want to smack them.
You are absolutely insane! Maple syrup goes on the bacon too!
And the sausage and the ham.....
And it's actually pretty good if as little gets on scrambled eggs too

Re: Food touching on a plate.

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 2:53 pm
by rule34
Maple syrup in and of itself is fine. Maple flavored anything is putrid.