Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 12:31 pm
Name something that only happens in porn.
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Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 12:31 pm
Women wearing high heels in bed.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 1:25 pm
Crawling through a crawl space and then removing the plumbing to create peepholes in the wall of the girl's shower in order to watch them showering!
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 1:35 pm
Step sisters getting "stuck" in appliances wearing next to nothing
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 1:37 pm
bouncing a 20 foot ladder across the 2nd story of a Sorority house until you get to the window with no curtains so you can watch a topless pillow fight!
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 1:55 pm
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 2:07 pm
Somebody call?
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 2:26 pm
In case you don't recognize it, Animal is describing famous movie scenes...
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 2:28 pm
porn movies!WarmBidetWater wrote: ↑Fri Aug 09, 2024 2:26 pmIn case you don't recognize it, Animal is describing famous movie scenes...
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 3:55 pm
Being able to solicit random women for sex with money.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2024 5:44 pm
Get hired as a cable repairman/ pizza delivery guy and get laid everyday.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 6:10 pm
Break both hands and your mother/stepmother or sister/stepsister jerks you off...at first
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 7:09 pm
An old Ron Jeremy bangs young chicks.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 7:22 pm
a guy crash lands in the south pacific and finds a beautiful girl that is trapped and she will do anything he asks for the rest of his life.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pm
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pm
they did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pmHow about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:47 pm
Yeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pmthey did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pmHow about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:26 pm
All I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:47 pmYeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pmthey did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pmHow about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:31 pm
Some Porn plot, Cement head.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:26 pmAll I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:47 pmYeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pmthey did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pmHow about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:35 pm
surprisingly the helicopter ride wasn't the premise of the porn plot. and the guy was an astronaut and it was his spaceship that ended up on the island.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:31 pmSome Porn plot, Cement head.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:26 pmAll I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:47 pmYeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pmthey did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pmHow about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
so it wasn't some lame story.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 11:17 pm
I think we can all agree you win the Porn plot award.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:35 pmsurprisingly the helicopter ride wasn't the premise of the porn plot. and the guy was an astronaut and it was his spaceship that ended up on the island.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:31 pmSome Porn plot, Cement head.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 10:26 pmAll I can tell you is they did it and they made it and its all documented in the film reels. grow a brain.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 9:47 pmYeah, and where would they get the gas to fly over thousands of miles of open ocean, numb-skull? She's not going to Blowjob herself past that problem.Animal wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:37 pmthey did get off the island dummy. she brought a helicopter and went with him to live in Cocoa BeachCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:20 pm
How about yelling out "Get us off this GodDamn island".
so it wasn't some lame story.
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 12:29 am
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2024 1:36 am
Pixelated cocks and vagenes
Re: Only in porn....
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2024 7:11 pm
