Tearful couple forced to sit next to dead passenger on long haul flight to Italy

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Tearful couple forced to sit next to dead passenger on long haul flight to Italy

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Tearful couple forced to sit next to dead passenger on long haul flight to Italy



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I don't think I'll be the only one here who'd say a dead body is a lot more preferable to most of the idiot living passengers I've been forced to fly next to.
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I know it's a contentious issue but I'd rather sit next to the dead body than have the fucknut in the seat in front of me recline ALL the way back.
Yes, your seat is capable of doing it. That doesn't mean you should.
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They went to try and move her, they brought this chair down...and they put her in the chair and tried to wheel her up towards business class.
They were gonna put her in business class? GTFO
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Everything's ok til the corpse shits everywhere...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Biker wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:34 pm
They went to try and move her, they brought this chair down...and they put her in the chair and tried to wheel her up towards business class.
They were gonna put her in business class? GTFO
And why didn't they move these poor people to business class when they couldn't get tubby the corpse through the aisle?
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BigChiefin wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:42 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:34 pm
They went to try and move her, they brought this chair down...and they put her in the chair and tried to wheel her up towards business class.
They were gonna put her in business class? GTFO
And why didn't they move these poor people to business class when they couldn't get tubby the corpse through the aisle?
Good point, but I would prefer to keep the unwashed into their own areas
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Biker wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 10:34 pm
BigChiefin wrote: Mon Mar 03, 2025 8:42 pm
Biker wrote: Sun Mar 02, 2025 7:34 pm
They went to try and move her, they brought this chair down...and they put her in the chair and tried to wheel her up towards business class.
They were gonna put her in business class? GTFO
And why didn't they move these poor people to business class when they couldn't get tubby the corpse through the aisle?
Good point, but I would prefer to keep the unwashed into their own areas
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