Jessica Alba is now single. She showed up for some event recently but kept things underwrap, unfortunately. I'd like to see her put on some weight. I have a feeling she probably has some "saggy maggies" but if she put some fat on her body it may help them firm up.
In other news, at some high school track relay race the girl losing hit the girl in front of her in the head with her baton, looked deliberate to me, and gave her a concussion. I have special punishments for her, a trip to the assylum. J-Bird passes the stick..... (but not the baton!")
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She contracted herpes from her time with Derek Jeter. Pass
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