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so, just to "lighten the load" and an apology

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I'm a go easy guy. most everyone says 'he's a crazy fucker" It's just I see people I know, haven't seen for a while, I like them, I can't remember the last time I saw someone that didn't like me. But I see someone and I'm excited; adrenaline flows. But that's the upside, the downside is at times depression. So it's major manic and slightly depressive. Slightly depressive I'd say 5 or 6 years ago a hot babe kept trying for junior roller derby and failed. It's a pretty tough deal , even for young guys. So her final attempt before she finally made it, she vomited before her tryout and skated out of the rink and I felt bad. This chick is awesome, her dad was friends with my son in high school , but I was so upset that I wanted to walk to the train tracks near me where 2 or 3 people have gone to step in front of the 77 m.p.h. amtrak train. During that situation I called my friend that's the owner of the roller rink and she got me back straight. That was my most recent episode and it was probably 5 or 6 years ago. That "little hot girl" started racing stock cars on a dirt track back then, now she's adult and her dad is getting her going in a new car and he's got his second oldest daughter going in another car, these are just 4 banger deals , my son said the dad is an awesome guy, which means he's a good priest. Last time I saw and had good conversation with my son was a year and a half ago, we were going to a judas priest concert and he asked me if I had been tested for ADHD, I just laughed and he gave me the "look of death" "it was a serious question" I just said back when I was a kid we didn't have all those names, but I'm sure I have all that shit" . That was the last I've heard from him, so that's my deal. I just try to amuse myself, but all my shit is true, like it or leave it.



I wish buttunit would come back , she was pretty cute but didn't she talk about picking poop from her butt ... didn't she do that? , but she was so cute. And now pouring rain again, they said it's supposed to turn to snow.71 today, 37 tomorrow. that's south west michigan. Now the weather is calm, around here we say "wait 15 minutes and weather will change".
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Re: so, just to "lighten the load" and an apology

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jsdspif wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:02 am I'm a go easy guy. most everyone says 'he's a crazy fucker" It's just I see people I know, haven't seen for a while, I like them, I can't remember the last time I saw someone that didn't like me. But I see someone and I'm excited; adrenaline flows. But that's the upside, the downside is at times depression. So it's major manic and slightly depressive. Slightly depressive I'd say 5 or 6 years ago a hot babe kept trying for junior roller derby and failed. It's a pretty tough deal , even for young guys. So her final attempt before she finally made it, she vomited before her tryout and skated out of the rink and I felt bad. This chick is awesome, her dad was friends with my son in high school , but I was so upset that I wanted to walk to the train tracks near me where 2 or 3 people have gone to step in front of the 77 m.p.h. amtrak train. During that situation I called my friend that's the owner of the roller rink and she got me back straight. That was my most recent episode and it was probably 5 or 6 years ago. That "little hot girl" started racing stock cars on a dirt track back then, now she's adult and her dad is getting her going in a new car and he's got his second oldest daughter going in another car, these are just 4 banger deals , my son said the dad is an awesome guy, which means he's a good priest. Last time I saw and had good conversation with my son was a year and a half ago, we were going to a judas priest concert and he asked me if I had been tested for ADHD, I just laughed and he gave me the "look of death" "it was a serious question" I just said back when I was a kid we didn't have all those names, but I'm sure I have all that shit" . That was the last I've heard from him, so that's my deal. I just try to amuse myself, but all my shit is true, like it or leave it.



I wish buttunit would come back , she was pretty cute but didn't she talk about picking poop from her butt ... didn't she do that? , but she was so cute. And now pouring rain again, they said it's supposed to turn to snow.71 today, 37 tomorrow. that's south west michigan. Now the weather is calm, around here we say "wait 15 minutes and weather will change".
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Re: so, just to "lighten the load" and an apology

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As always:
Cliff's notes, please?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:25 am As always:
Cliff's notes, please?
Two paragraphs
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:25 am As always:
Cliff's notes, please?
J-Bird got really high last night. And he misses Buttunit.
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I notice that the stick wasn't passed, not that I read all of that mess...
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Re: so, just to "lighten the load" and an apology

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BigChiefin wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:08 am
jsdspif wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 2:02 am I'm a go easy guy. most everyone says 'he's a crazy fucker" It's just I see people I know, haven't seen for a while, I like them, I can't remember the last time I saw someone that didn't like me. But I see someone and I'm excited; adrenaline flows. But that's the upside, the downside is at times depression. So it's major manic and slightly depressive. Slightly depressive I'd say 5 or 6 years ago a hot babe kept trying for junior roller derby and failed. It's a pretty tough deal , even for young guys. So her final attempt before she finally made it, she vomited before her tryout and skated out of the rink and I felt bad. This chick is awesome, her dad was friends with my son in high school , but I was so upset that I wanted to walk to the train tracks near me where 2 or 3 people have gone to step in front of the 77 m.p.h. amtrak train. During that situation I called my friend that's the owner of the roller rink and she got me back straight. That was my most recent episode and it was probably 5 or 6 years ago. That "little hot girl" started racing stock cars on a dirt track back then, now she's adult and her dad is getting her going in a new car and he's got his second oldest daughter going in another car, these are just 4 banger deals , my son said the dad is an awesome guy, which means he's a good priest. Last time I saw and had good conversation with my son was a year and a half ago, we were going to a judas priest concert and he asked me if I had been tested for ADHD, I just laughed and he gave me the "look of death" "it was a serious question" I just said back when I was a kid we didn't have all those names, but I'm sure I have all that shit" . That was the last I've heard from him, so that's my deal. I just try to amuse myself, but all my shit is true, like it or leave it.



I wish buttunit would come back , she was pretty cute but didn't she talk about picking poop from her butt ... didn't she do that? , but she was so cute. And now pouring rain again, they said it's supposed to turn to snow.71 today, 37 tomorrow. that's south west michigan. Now the weather is calm, around here we say "wait 15 minutes and weather will change".
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