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I may have asked but I used to have steak and lobster every saturday, YEARS AGO. That;s when I worked at the roller rink, saturdays 3 to 5 was my session off. I usually went to "mr. steak" and got their "steak and lobster" but it was a budget deal, very small steak and I want to say the lobster was "langastino" (?) which seemed like a crawfish mixed with a lobster? But it tasted good and for a 16 or 17 year old kid (with the munchies!) I ate good. Usually also ate $5 worth of good meth from the old Upjohn corporation, which meant no sleep for about 24 hours or so. Anyway, i see walmart has some louisiana frozen whole crawfish. I think they used to have 2 diffferent brands , one from india or something and one from louisiana, when I first took note was when I saw a show and the louisiana people were saying they can't compete, so I thought "buy their product" but never did. It showed the place cooking them and seems up and up, so has anyone had those goobers? Like I said the little "lobster tails" I got at mr. steak really seemed like overgrown crawdads, but they were really good, for a stoned 16 year old! Then it was back to the rink for the 5 to 7 which was so boring, then the main course of beauties, the 7 to 11 group (hours, not ages! You perverts), but, oh my gosh, the amount of hot puss, I mean 350 people or so, half of them chicks , most of them hot. I mean the biggest fattest ugliest ones, who would sweet talk them? You know who! Old Arnold. Slap them underneath their chin with his stiff, arthritic hand and say "hello toots!" As he head snapped back so violently that I thought he had broken her neck, but the girls would laugh it off "Oh Grandpa I love you, give me a kiss" so most girls , a little peck on the cheek or lips but he had plenty of them that would then say "A real kiss grandpa" so he'd look down to the front office, make sure the wife wasn't looking and lock lips pretty good. Never saw a tongue exchange, but close to it. It was starnge because alot of those girls were only maybe 13 or 14 15 , once they got driver's license alot of them were no longer there, but the younger girls, they just liked arnold. He was 75 when I went to work, I was 15 and he was a trip. So totally unbelieveable, at least if I heard the story, I would just "you're so full of shit" but it all happened , especially the old colleen colleen the blow job queen. God damned, 12 year old girl telling 25 year old guys to "unzip yoo fly, so I can play with yoo pwick" (remember, she had the speeach problem and couldn't pronounce "r" sound properly)
Anyway, have any of you MF's had those frozen crawdads?



why don't we dedicate this one to deathproof, get that old windbag protein sucker to "chime" back in!