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the 16 0z. green bottles with the flip top thing. In about 2005 I bought like 50 empties to bottle home made beer , after one time I got cornykegs. So I talked to my buddy that owns a farm and he said buy 5 gallons of fresh cider from me and dump about 3 pounds sugar and yeast and bottle it up. So i did but I think I put about 6 pounds in it. So a couple nights ago I was gathering all those empties and I found 6 bottles that weren't empty still had "wine" in them, but the stuff is close to moonshine for me, I'm pretty much a beer drinker. Years ago I drank 3 bottles of the stuff and I woke up on my kitchen floor. At that time I had a potbelly pig living in my house and she didn't need a kennel so she woke me up. To be woken up with stinky ass pig breath... so I got up and realized I have different clothes on. So went in the bathroom and here's the clothes I was wearing and they're soaked with piss and I had taken a shower, but I remember nothing of that. So now I had 7 beers and am beered out so I opened up a bottle of that wine, I swear that shit is moon shine, so see what happens. J-Bird passes the stick....

Can we get someone to be the official UJR Cliff's Notes writer for these posts? Thanks.

He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.

I bet instead of a washer and dryer, that jdpsfjkd just has a burn barrel.

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.

Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph?

So much now makes sense.

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.

Perfect!

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 3:46 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.

Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph?

So much now makes sense.

Oh, man. I forgot about Murphy. That dude was great.

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 5:19 pm

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 3:46 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 19, 2026 2:04 pm He can't handle his booze. The hard cider knocked him on his ass thinking it had the punch of wine. He also pissed himself again.

Wait a minute... is jsdspif actually s.murph?

So much now makes sense.

Oh, man. I forgot about Murphy. That dude was great.

A whole lot better than the other old fuck from Florida.