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Never mind. Looking at those photos it was a different incident. Don't remember if it was late WWII or just after. Plane hit full flush on the back of the carrier. Crew members saw it crash and explode and knew he was dead. A few minutes later the phone rang in the bridge. Turns out the pilot was ejected into the rear elevator shaft. Took a few minutes in the dark to locate the phone and was wondering where the light switches were. :lol:
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I thought it was a series of photographs of a WTC weather UJ post
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I though it was a perfect visual representation of CQ trying out one of his new jokes.
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At least I have new jokes
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damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
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Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
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Stapes was eating crackers in WTC's Sisters bed
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Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
:lol:
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
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Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
tell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?
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Stapes, don't tell him unless Flumpy tells us about when the conquistadors arrived in Texas. Did he let them camp at his ranch?
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Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:07 am
Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
tell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?
He didn't participate. He couldn't fit in the bomber.
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He fits in your mother
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:11 am Stapes, don't tell him unless Flumpy tells us about when the conquistadors arrived in Texas. Did he let them camp at his ranch?
OMG. LOLOLOLOL Hang on, i'm dying over here. LULULULUL you took my joke and then flipped it around a little. no one has ever done that. LOLLOLOLOL
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So, nobody wants to know the details of the only Stapes photo ever posted?
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No, WE don't
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i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.
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Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:18 am i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:12 amNo, WE don't
And I didn't have to spend a whole day looking back 2+ years to find it.
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The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
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Smok44 wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:12 amNo, WE don't
And I didn't have to spend a whole day looking back 2+ years to find it.
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you can't search words like "we". I could make a word filter and change "we" to "toboggan" and we could find them all.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
Probably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
Probably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".
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