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Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 9:57 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
I though it was a perfect visual representation of CQ trying out one of his new jokes.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:00 pm
by CaptQuint
At least I have new jokes

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:13 am
by Stapes
Image

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am
by Animal
damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:58 am
by CaptQuint
Suspenseful music

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
by Stapes
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:02 am
by CaptQuint
Stapes was eating crackers in WTC's Sisters bed

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:03 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
:lol:
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:07 am
by Animal
Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
tell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:11 am
by CaptQuint
Stapes, don't tell him unless Flumpy tells us about when the conquistadors arrived in Texas. Did he let them camp at his ranch?

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:18 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:07 am
Stapes wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:59 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:57 am
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 12:54 am damn. stapes finally posted a picture of himself.
Nope. He's posted one picture of himself the entire time he's been on UJ/UJR. Guess when it was?
Lol.... I have also posted pictures of myself when I was a young marine, catholic grammar school and with my brother when we were about 6 years old. I'm still waiting for you to post even one
tell us the stories about that doolittle raid. was it as scary as it sounds?
He didn't participate. He couldn't fit in the bomber.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:19 am
by CaptQuint
He fits in your mother

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:20 am
by Animal
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 1:11 am Stapes, don't tell him unless Flumpy tells us about when the conquistadors arrived in Texas. Did he let them camp at his ranch?
OMG. LOLOLOLOL Hang on, i'm dying over here. LULULULUL you took my joke and then flipped it around a little. no one has ever done that. LOLLOLOLOL

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:05 am
by CentralTexasCrude
So, nobody wants to know the details of the only Stapes photo ever posted?

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:12 am
by CaptQuint
No, WE don't

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:18 am
by Animal
i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:32 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:18 am i am going to guess that it was 8 years ago when he was traveling cross country in his VW bus with several of his friends on their way to burning man and they stopped in Iraan and he took a picture of himself standing on the counter at the Blue Bird Cafe peeing into a Dr Pepper bottle from Dublin that had been made with real cane sugar.
Nailed it

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:36 am
by CentralTexasCrude
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:12 amNo, WE don't
And I didn't have to spend a whole day looking back 2+ years to find it.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am
by CaptQuint
The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:08 am
by Animal
Smok44 wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:00 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:36 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:12 amNo, WE don't
And I didn't have to spend a whole day looking back 2+ years to find it.
Idiot never fails to provide new material

Image
you can't search words like "we". I could make a word filter and change "we" to "toboggan" and we could find them all.

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:12 am
by CentralTexasCrude
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
Probably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:14 am
by CaptQuint
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
Probably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".
Good job typing cucky

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:15 am
by CaptQuint
I searched "mouse"

Re: CQ's Military thread

Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:22 am
by CentralTexasCrude
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 3:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Nov 13, 2021 2:45 am The UJ search function might take a day for a Texan :lol:
Probably me more productive if you Googled courses on "How to get past lame ass jokes".
Good job typing cucky
It helps when you don't pound with your fists all day.