Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

CaptQuint · #3251

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:57 pm
That YouTube channel and That Chapter are my favs

Love JimCan'tSwim also watch that chapter. Check out True Crime Loser, he literally makes me lol

Nero · #3252

Deathproof · #3253

Nero wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm

I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.

#3254

Deathproof wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.

LMFAO!!

#3255

My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!

Deathproof · #3256

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:35 pm My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!

Gross.

Charliesheen · #3257

Deathproof wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm
Nero wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm
I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.

Oh shit!!

megman · #3258

Nero wrote: ↑Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm

Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?
https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-c ... ugh-farts/

Stapes · #3259

I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.

#3260

Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.

its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.

Stapes · #3261

Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:37 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.

Okay that's not so bad....... I had some other visuals going through my head.....lol

#3262

Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.

Much like bread, gas production is involved.

megman · #3263

Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:38 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:37 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.
Okay that's not so bad....... I had some other visuals going through my head.....lol

It usually involves pulling the blanket over someones head and then having to sleep on the couch.

jsdspif · #3264

Ted Fuckin Nugent

Zerobeat · #3265

jsdspif wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent

People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty · #3266

You guys might need one of these.

Wut · #3267

Zerobeat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:00 pm
jsdspif wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.

I may have seen him in concert but it was during the Quaaludes era and I’m not sure.

B-Tender · #3268

Deathproof · #3269

Zerobeat wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:00 pm
jsdspif wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.

His politics are awesome and correct. But I agree, his concerts are a spectacle. Entertaining as fuck. I've seen him three times and will again if I get a chance. I'm not one to geek out over meeting famous people, but he's one I'd ask for an autograph.

CaptQuint · #3270

Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft

spudoc · #3271

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft

Don’t forget the pedophilia

necronomous · #3272

B-Tender wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:47 pm

Reminds me of something I used to say, sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the yard.

Nero · #3273

If you’ve never seen this, you need too. Streaming on Prime.

Deathproof · #3274

spudoc wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:07 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft
Don’t forget the pedophilia

He didn't molest me, so I personally don't give a fuck. God-level guitar skills more than overshadow that shit.

CaptQuint · #3275