First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Re: First guarded good news in this whole 4 month clusterfuck BS

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:55 pm

lets try it...

go fuck yourself...and your moms a fat bitch.

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:56 pm

ill keep it toned down at first like this...then i will let the good stuff fly when i need it.

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Post by Animal » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:57 pm

porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:55 pm
lets try it...

go fuck yourself...and your moms a fat bitch.
well, last time your mom went to the beach the locals kept rolling her back into the ocean.

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:14 pm

your mom game needs work. its ok. you can be the back up bouncer and handle my clean up work.

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Post by DiverTexas » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:54 pm

Your mom is so ugly that she has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water.

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:59 pm

there you have it. i am the cooler and dt and animal are the bouncers. just think about the movie roadhouse when we do our work.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:04 pm

Shouldn't Flumper be deleting this entire page?

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Post by Gérard Duval » Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:10 pm

Yo momma such a whore Deathproof has been hooking up with her.

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Post by megman » Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:42 pm

porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:53 pm
i think a mom joke right afterwards would make it more intense.
Like "WTC fucked your mom?"

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm

go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:25 pm

sorry just practicing.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:30 pm

porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm
go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.
Your Mom's gash smells so bad Harvey Weinstein turned her down.

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Post by DiverTexas » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:30 pm
porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm
go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.
Your Mom's gash smells so bad Harvey Weinstein turned her down.
Your mom is so fat that when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to step to the side.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:41 pm

DiverTexas wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:30 pm
porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm
go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.
Your Mom's gash smells so bad Harvey Weinstein turned her down.
Your mom is so fat that when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to step to the side.
Your Mom is so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.

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Post by DiverTexas » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:44 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:41 pm
DiverTexas wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:30 pm
porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm
go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.
Your Mom's gash smells so bad Harvey Weinstein turned her down.
Your mom is so fat that when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to step to the side.
Your Mom is so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops.
:lol:

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Post by megman » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:47 pm

porky wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:24 pm
go fuck yourself. your moms a whore.
She may very well have been.

Family joke is I'm the milkman's. We had a milkman when I was born. Little truth behind every rumor.

The issue is my brother and sister are blonde as the day is long. I have Mohawk heritage (my fathers mother), so the family has had fun with it at my expense. :lol:

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Post by pork » Fri Jul 10, 2020 10:58 pm

see how much joy the cooler brings to the board

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Post by WestTexasCrude » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm

Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.

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Post by megman » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:02 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
Seriously, just STFU. You are the stupidest person on here.

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Post by Wut » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:09 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
:D :D :D

Flumper said we should acknowledge people posting funny shit.
wut?

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Post by megman » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:11 pm

Wut wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
:D :D :D

Flumper said we should acknowledge people posting funny shit.
Touché.

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Post by Reservoir Dog » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:29 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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Post by Stapes » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:42 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
Wouldn't a better analogy be Odin vs Thor? I mean Zeus is Greek mythology and Thor is Norse. Oh never mind.......who am I to question the most intelligent poster.
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Post by necronomous » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.

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Post by WestTexasCrude » Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 pm

Stapes wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm
Blast wrote:
Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:43 am
We get it, WTC can be less than bright. Do we really need to beat him down all the fucking time? That and FSF kills the actual conversation.
Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
Wouldn't a better analogy be Odin vs Thor? I mean Zeus is Greek mythology and Thor is Norse. Oh never mind.......who am I to question the most intelligent poster.
Agree. the whole time line for my "gods"post was screwed from the beginning. Should have stuck with the Bible- safe place.

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