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Damn it, I thought that was funny, no less than because I'm a big Don McLean fan.

Then the ol' English major OCD comes out due to it being correctly "levee" and not "levy"... :|
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:23 pm Damn it, I thought that was funny, no less than because I'm a big Don McLean fan.

Then the ol' English major OCD comes out due to it being correctly "levee" and not "levy"... :|
Isn't "levee" a waterway and "levy" a monetary penalty. Maybe McLean meant he traveled to his bank and found it dry. Who knows.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:23 pm Damn it, I thought that was funny, no less than because I'm a big Don McLean fan.

Then the ol' English major OCD comes out due to it being correctly "levee" and not "levy"... :|
Your OCD must not extend to alphabetical order otherwise you'd call it CDO.
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For the record, it's spelled "levee" in the song.
The guy who made the meme just spelled it wrong.
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Well, we all know if it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
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Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 10:25 pm Well, we all know if it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break
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Antknot wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:50 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:23 pm Damn it, I thought that was funny, no less than because I'm a big Don McLean fan.

Then the ol' English major OCD comes out due to it being correctly "levee" and not "levy"... :|
Your OCD must not extend to alphabetical order otherwise you'd call it CDO.
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Strange weekend

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Sunset tonight:

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Wut wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:59 am Sunset tonight:

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amazing picture.

how deep is the water in that pic?
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Wut wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:59 am Sunset tonight:

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Is that Beirut? They did a hell of a tribute to Hiroshima.
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Flumper wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:01 am
Wut wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 1:59 am Sunset tonight:

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amazing picture.

how deep is the water in that pic?
4 feet or so.
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75-Mile Long Shadow From Distant Storm Briefly Blocked Goodland’s Sunrise Tuesday

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Zoomed in a little:

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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:44 pm Strange weekend

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Is the deer photo real? A few years back my buddy claimed he and another guy were out in the woods practicing/just shooting there bow and arrows because it was almost deer season or deer season had just started. The other guy was drinking some beers in long neck bottles. My buddy claimed a "big fuckin buck" charged at them so the guy hit the buck over the head with his beer bottle and the buck ran away. Of course it took my buddy about 15 minutes to tell the story. Do you think that really could have happened?
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jsdspif wrote: Tue Aug 11, 2020 2:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:44 pm Strange weekend

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Is the deer photo real? A few years back my buddy claimed he and another guy were out in the woods practicing/just shooting there bow and arrows because it was almost deer season or deer season had just started. The other guy was drinking some beers in long neck bottles. My buddy claimed a "big fuckin buck" charged at them so the guy hit the buck over the head with his beer bottle and the buck ran away. Of course it took my buddy about 15 minutes to tell the story. Do you think that really could have happened?
Deer photo is real, I was there when it was taken right in front of my house. Your friends story is probably bullshit
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This story is kind of long (imagine that). That buddy of mine has a bad memory. He screwed a girl one night in my second bedroom and over the course of a week or so he was filling me in on the details. Stuff like "I was getting her from behind and she pulled her ass and back of her leg over so I could get in all the way" (she was kind of big) another thing he said ,actually asked me,was,"can you make your dick jump up" and I was like "what?" and he said "you have to like tighten your ass cheeks and it makes your dick jump up" and I said "yeah,I've been doing that since I was like 5". So he said "yeah when I buried my bone in her I'd make my dick jump up,she really liked it". Now remember he's got a pretty bad memory. About 6 months or so later he stops by and I'm working in my pole barn and he notices a surveillance camera up in the rafters,and I said "I'm surprised you and your girl didn't ever notice that" and he asked me what I was talking about. I told him "that was in that bedroom,i had it in there when I thought someone had been messing with that window from outside" He was starting to lose it and he said you were filming us and I said not filming but it was being recorded onto my hard drive. So he starts in with "I can sue you for that blah blah" Now keep in mind bad memory . So I said "I especially liked it when she moved her ass cheek and her big ol thigh so you could get the final 4 inches buried" You son of a bitch,I can sue you. I said "even funnier than that is right then I could see your butt cheeks flexing so I knew you were making your dick jump up" . My buddy's Mexican so I told him I named the video "mexican longnecker" .
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