Biden Gaffe Thread

[CaptQuint]

We need at least 40 investigations that all go to November and they should cost about 40 million dollars. This dereliction of duty by The Commander in Chief shall not go unpunished. I expect Donald Trump to give a ten hour testimony to The House Select Committee and a 10 hour testimony to The Senate Armed Services Committee. All on live unedited television of course.

Trump facing a good prosecutor would be amazing.

Can't get him out of the bunker

Sure thing, chief. Meanwhile your candidate is locked in the basement where they wont let him out because they know he will say something stupid or put his slipping faculties on full display. They give him a nice little script to try and read every week or so and then its back to the basement.

Meanwhile your candidate is playing golf whilst Russia puts hits out on American Soldiers

[Charliesheen]

Best gaffe yet.

Openly admits he has a list of reporters to ask for questions. So he has a list of questions he’s prepared for. Same sycophant media democrat bullshit. Different day.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... _days.html

[Charliesheen]

I was hoping it’s newsworthy that Biden had a list Of safe reporters to call on. Apparently not.

So now when his brain chile relleno farts, he says, “I’m taking up too much time.”

To wit:

https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2020/0 ... -new-meme/

[Wut]

Best gaffe yet.

Openly admits he has a list of reporters to ask for questions. So he has a list of questions he’s prepared for. Same sycophant media democrat bullshit. Different day.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... _days.html

Lol, republicans never do that.




With whom does Orange man have his media telephone interviews?

[Charliesheen]

Best gaffe yet.

Openly admits he has a list of reporters to ask for questions. So he has a list of questions he’s prepared for. Same sycophant media democrat bullshit. Different day.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... _days.html

Lol, republicans never do that.




With whom does Orange man have his media telephone interviews?

Friendlies like Hannity and that cranky fuck Savage. Has he ever held a press conference where 95% of the “press” were openly pulling for him?

[Wut]

Best gaffe yet.

Openly admits he has a list of reporters to ask for questions. So he has a list of questions he’s prepared for. Same sycophant media democrat bullshit. Different day.

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video ... _days.html

Lol, republicans never do that.




With whom does Orange man have his media telephone interviews?

Friendlies like Hannity and that cranky fuck Savage. Has he ever held a press conference where 95% of the “press” were openly pulling for him?

No, he just spouts “fake news” and doesn’t answer questions.

[Stapes]

[Charliesheen]

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/202 ... urses-did/

This guy has got some sniffing fetish.

Bizarre

[CHEEZY17]

The debates will be must see TV. Donny will be hopped up on cold meds and Biden will be, well Biden, so the chances of one of them saying something epic will be off the charts.
Donny will be alert but spouting nonsensical jibberish while Joe will struggle to stay alert and on topic.
Trump may create a new word to add to the lexicon and hopefully we'll hear a story from Joe's childhood about his friend "Cornbread".

[Stapes]

The debates will be must see TV. Donny will be hopped up on cold meds and Biden will be, well Biden, so the chances of one of them saying something epic will be off the charts.
Donny will be alert but spouting nonsensical jibberish while Joe will struggle to stay alert and on topic.
Trump may create a new word to add to the lexicon and hopefully we'll hear a story from Joe's childhood about his friend "Cornbread".

I don't think I could watch that sober.

[DandyDon]

The debates will be must see TV. Donny will be hopped up on cold meds and Biden will be, well Biden, so the chances of one of them saying something epic will be off the charts.
Donny will be alert but spouting nonsensical jibberish while Joe will struggle to stay alert and on topic.
Trump may create a new word to add to the lexicon and hopefully we'll hear a story from Joe's childhood about his friend "Cornbread".

Cornbread was a hooker back in the early 2000s. True story I wont get into right now.

[CaptQuint]

The debates will be must see TV. Donny will be hopped up on cold meds and Biden will be, well Biden, so the chances of one of them saying something epic will be off the charts.
Donny will be alert but spouting nonsensical jibberish while Joe will struggle to stay alert and on topic.
Trump may create a new word to add to the lexicon and hopefully we'll hear a story from Joe's childhood about his friend "Cornbread".

Popcorn, was a bad, bad dude

[Charliesheen]

Skip to 2:45

[Charliesheen]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/ca ... i-BB183HJS

Wow.

[CHEEZY17]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/ca ... i-BB183HJS

Wow.

That was tough to watch...on both ends. Good to see ol' Joe finally took some questions.
Maybe soon he'll actually take some unscripted questions from a reporter?

[Charliesheen]

Biden plagiarizes himself.

And in producing his shitty list of what he’s going to do it points out how he hasn’t done JACK SHIT.

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/202 ... deo-shows/

[AnalHamster]

I heard he's going to keep nafta about the same but call it something different, which will be the most importantest trade deal in history.

[Charliesheen]

He literally flew to Pittsburgh for an hour to speak to reporters, read a teleprompter, horribly, take no questions and then fly home. What was the point? To pretend like it was a real campaign event?

https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2020/08/31/910014/

Spin this, dimwits.

[Biker]

He needs to stay in the basement

[CaptQuint]

Remember when General Washington stormed The British Airports?

[Biker]

Remember when General Washington stormed The British Airports?

Gaffes are one thing. Cognitive disabilities are another

[CaptQuint]

Remember when General Washington stormed The British Airports?

Gaffes are one thing. Cognitive disabilities are another

You don't think asking if nuking a hurricane or injecting cleaners into a human body isn't a sign of a Cognitive disability?

[Charliesheen]

Your gramps can’t even take questions. You refuse to see the difference.

It’s indefensible.

[CaptQuint]

Your gramps can’t even take questions. You refuse to see the difference.

It’s indefensible.

You don't think asking if nuking a hurricane or injecting cleaners into a human body isn't a sign of a Cognitive disability?

[CHEEZY17]

Why doesn't Biden take unscripted spontaneous questions like Trump does? It's a pretty simple and important question.